Style Swoon #2 Looney Swoony in her pink palace, treating all the free tradies with malice

[SweatyBettyT]

So will Jamie be going straight to school? He’s 4 now, right. It’s crazy he’s not in playschool.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

It’s an AD

 

[Sksbb2]

I’m sorry but she’s pricing getting the kitchen painted… obviously has a decent budget cause that would cost almost the same as getting new doors

 

[SweatyBettyT]

There is NO WAY IN HELL I would sit with someone that brings a tripod to a communal swimming pool to record sped up videos!!!!!

Mortified

It’s beyond embarrassing. Can’t they ever just spend time without their phones and the gram.

 

[LaReineEstée]

I have no time for Swoony and I'd be pretty certain that she will sue, but she has had her arm in that cast for a while now (probably related to some other claim!).

On another note, I see that she has bought another Kady Berry painting. I love Kady's paintings, but the fact that Sarah has a couple, would put me right off buying one.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

I’d say she can’t wait to blame the black mould for the young lad’s autism

Oh Christ no. Which one has autism. I can’t deal with it

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Ugh the photo of the handles which completely unnecessarily includes her legs no doubt in hope someone will comment on them.

Such a narcissistic bitch. This post had nothing to do with handles and everything to do with people seeing her and commenting on her weight loss. This bitch is off her tits crazy. We all have that filter on our phones that makes our legs look longer. She needs to be sectioned
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****COLLABORATION****

 

[sinybobz]

Swoo swoo has a boo boo from her bloods. The poor thing.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Nearly sure a lot of the accounts that “watch” stories and don’t follow are just bots. I don’t think she’s as popular as she thinks she is.

I don’t follow her because I wouldn’t give her the metrics!

 

[Marza]

The levels she goes to. Breastfeeding on the side of the road. PITH

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She’s a total gobshite.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Did she get centreparcs gifted?

I hope not. She’s the most ungrateful c u next Tuesday on the planet.

 

[rosaMara]

That was so cringe, omg.

 

[Marza]

Did that new black Washing machine cost over 4K???? Paid partnership? What does that mean? Another few freebies?

 

[Marza]

Absolutely rotten feet.
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[SweatyBettyT]

She’s delighted her baby is being social? WTAF
What a stupid comment.

 

[rosaMara]

She already got one of those Maya Brenner necklaces - that's what she was referring to the N for.

Still ...

 

[Lookandlistensaywha]

so she got her laundry room done and was the washer and dryer free from curry? Im 99% sure yesterday she showed the front room yesterday and there was a washing machine mid wash in there.
Also she mentioned her budget furniture from JYSK she has....eh im pretty sure she was working with JYSK for that and didnt pay.....now today....shes working with that hello fresh crowd....

 

[SweatyBettyT]

It’s hard to believe that an alleged interior designer influencer is looking for mop recommendations. Has she heard of Vileda

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Uh-oh.. job cuts at indeed! Will missing Mike be safe or will loony swoony have to put a hold on her beloved utility

According to news reports, every team and department across the globe will be affected. Squeaky bum time for Looney Swoony.