Style Swoon #2 Looney Swoony in her pink palace, treating all the free tradies with malice

[Marza]

Yeah is Mike ever there. He always looks so bored. Can't say I blame him.

 

[Thegoodlife]

It’s great to have someone to redicule when you’re lying by the pool. There’s always one asshole that never fails to deliver Did she only bring the one swimsuit from M&S. It must be banging

All her other ones aRe ToO BiG fOr hEr cOz sHeS sO sKiNnY

 

[SweatyBettyT]

See she 2lbs away from 60lbs weight loss … whatevs Sarah. Can’t wait to see you put it back on because you can’t do intermittent fasting indefinitely. She keeps mentioning her holidays as well….must be on the beg for some freebies …

 

[Thegoodlife]

A major beg loading … watch this space

Those mirrors

Imagine paying Swoony the spoofer interior designer and she shoves two mirrors up against your bathroom window…. looks horrific, not to mention, dangerous

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Her level of narcissism is off the scale! Getting pencils for your kid and putting your pet project's name on them rather than his own The poor child can't even have his own identity in school, always has to be linked back to her

Poor Harry. The child that designed a necklace for his mother, then she tagged the shit out of a jewelry designer and hey presto a few weeks later a necklace arrived…what a gobshite.

 

[Marza]

Five years of Jamie...give me a bucket. An excuse to post pictures of herself. She'd eat herself if she could 🥱🥱🥱

 

[Marza]

The big reveal of mammys cabinet was pretty underwhelming. Looks like one of those industrial storage units.

 

[sinybobz]

She look like she’s pregnant again…

I came here to say that!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Exactly what I thought…….haven’t they got previous????

getting ready to sue. Sher didn’t looney herself sure before for something

 

[Thegoodlife]

her content is so boring lately. Mams this mams that. Who is asking for updates? Seriously it’d send you to sleep

She needs to keep it relevant so she can get freebies

 

[SweatyBettyT]

This wan is nuts.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Met someone who knows her from her neighborhood . The husband works from home all the time apparently not that you would guess and is a very nice guy! Poor guy

He must be up in that teeny tiny attic

 

[SweatyBettyT]

It’s hideous Jesus! The I’m so skinny boast! Bore off and leave the house once in awhile! How can she sit around bf kids for years and have spent that much on that kip? Where’s the money coming from apart from the begging. Who’s paying for day to day expenses?

Begging must pay off. His job is about to go wallop. Her holiday will be to his parents place.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Her whole.identity is a kid hanging off her. Mother of the year. On the beg for a water system. Her poor munchkins are under threat with dirty water. Hard to stomach when you see what's happening in Gaza.

Jesus, I’m sure she got some water system? And doesn’t she have one of those rip off taps…don’t they filter water etc

 

[SweatyBettyT]

I still laugh at the fact she needs “an office space” - deadly serious like for what??

To draw up plans for her next shit show reno
She made a balls of her own house, she made a balls of her mothers house. She has zero interior design skills, expertise or qualifications. None.

 

[Goss_Goddess]

Uh-oh.. job cuts at indeed! Will missing Mike be safe or will loony swoony have to put a hold on her beloved utility

 

[LaReineEstée]

Begging must pay off. His job is about to go wallop. Her holiday will be to his parents place.

It will. They never go anywhere else.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Is she cutting the legs of tracksuit bottoms because of that tiny hole!? That would be so easily mended

I think it’s called begging

 

[sinybobz]

Has anyone noticed the rate at which she is aging? Every time she comes on stories up close she has gotten older looking. Is it filler or what? Whatever she doing is creating the opposite effect!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

A shelf reveal?