I've just seen some muppet mithering about how Helen got a 40 and didn't win but Alexandra did.
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Why have so many Helen fans turned demented?
They do seem to be an… intense bunch. I saw someone the other day say off the back of her couple’s choice she should be the new Sally Bowles in the West End production of Cabaret 
Alexandra and George for the main series!
They are the new rose fans
Nicola Roberts deserves a chance at the main show.
Helen is so nice and modest, she would be mortified by her fans! And she didn't win because not enough people voted for her. Blame the British public..They do seem to be an… intense bunch. I saw someone the other day say off the back of her couple’s choice she should be the new Sally Bowles in the West End production of Cabaret
Some Rose/Gio shippers are still clinging to their dreams - it seems Gio didn't go home for Christmas so he is probably in London. And you know who else lives in London? yes, that's right! (it's a double bluff to throw the press off the scent. Wonder if Rose is a Rolex fan..)
Nearly 9 million people. I think they have to come up with more proof than that
So glad Alexandra won.
Why did I just choose to catch up on Bruno's performance first thing this morning? 
Thought it would be a bit of fun camp nonsense but actually felt a bit bleak
Thought it would be a bit of fun camp nonsense but actually felt a bit bleak
it was like a 3rd rate Vegas dinner cabaretWhy did I just choose to catch up on Bruno's performance first thing this morning?
It felt a bit like when a drama teacher gives themselves a starring role in the kids Christmas play and everyone feels a bit uncomfortable watching itit was like a 3rd rate Vegas dinner cabaret
Why oh why did they feel the need to bring Bruno back?
It was like somebodys uncle had got drunk at christmas dinner and he wouldnt leave til he'd had his turn on the karaoke.
It was like somebodys uncle had got drunk at christmas dinner and he wouldnt leave til he'd had his turn on the karaoke.
A lot of people were predicting George this year, but I wonder if the Christmas special was a better compromise for him. More fun and relaxed without the intensity of weeks of live shows.
It's either Helen, Molly or Fleur! All of them apparently wuz robbed, and all of them were the best dancers and the victims of a BBC stitch up where they risked a massive OFCOM fine for the sole purpose of getting exposure for Hamza
She's good, but I think she'd come across as quite cold, so audiences so might not last that long.
It looks like the Jordans are definitely launching some kind of weight loss dvd/grift- I’ve just had a suggested post come up (I ain’t following them!) of a video they put up on Christmas Day encouraging their followers to ‘enjoy their food and then we will help you sort it tomorrow’ 
they even have their daughter in the video, absolutely shameless.
Plus, aren’t they 10 years too late? Who genuinely buys a celebrity weight loss dvd in this day and age?
they even have their daughter in the video, absolutely shameless.Plus, aren’t they 10 years too late? Who genuinely buys a celebrity weight loss dvd in this day and age?
Thank you but I was referring to the Christmas show
There is also a video of them behind the scenes in a studio with fitness gear on and they say watch this space for an announcement so definitely a fitness related projectIt looks like the Jordans are definitely launching some kind of weight loss dvd/grift- I’ve just had a suggested post come up (I ain’t following them!) of a video they put up on Christmas Day encouraging their followers to ‘enjoy their food and then we will help you sort it tomorrow’
Plus, aren’t they 10 years too late? Who genuinely buys a celebrity weight loss dvd in this day and age?
Apart from an OK column I doubt there’s much income coming into the Jordan household so they need to make a few quid. So they needed to lose a few pounds but they were not so overweight that the works needs a transformation dvd from them. I’m not sure who the audience is meant to be but loads of people will have no idea who they are.
I spotted that: “Eat, drink and be merry guys! If you can’t overindulge today - when can you?! But don’t worry if you feel like an Xmas pudding by tonight - we’ve got some exciting news coming tomorrow”It looks like the Jordans are definitely launching some kind of weight loss dvd/grift- I’ve just had a suggested post come up (I ain’t following them!) of a video they put up on Christmas Day encouraging their followers to ‘enjoy their food and then we will help you sort it tomorrow’
Plus, aren’t they 10 years too late? Who genuinely buys a celebrity weight loss dvd in this day and age?
Shameless grifters. So crass and tacky
I suspect they have financial difficulties at the minute: as you say, aside from their OK column they don’t seem to have any other sources of income, and the recent house move ‘saga’ suggests they were releasing some of the equity in their property.
Plus last week they were doing a dance presentation in a shopping centre, which doesn’t suggest they’re in a position to pick & choose their work just now.
I’m undecided whether their latest venture is more, less, or equally as sleazy as the time they set up a paparazzi shoot of Ola washing the car in a Daisy Duke outfit
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