Nearly 8 hours is a joke. What do they have in court? Netflix? spa rooms? Open bar? Michelin star catering ?
Keep your fiver, I'd rather declare myself bankruptI’ll give you a fiver to eat them now, suggestively & post him the video “mmmm I’m imagining this is your Stilton sword”
He tried to thicken it but it all went uh-oh instead.Hehe ‘verdickt’ is German for ‘thickened’.
I bought a big box in costco the other week which i was so looking forward to but now i’m like meh 🫣How do you think I feel? I've got some of these in the freezer ready for my boxing day buffet. Christmas is ruined.
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I mean, can't say it's my cup of tea but from what I know it tends to go along with the bad dragon fantasy creature dildo thing. Some people just wanna pretend they fucked an alien and are laying alien eggs, I guess. Whatever floats your boatFrom the last thread .. I’m sorry but gelatine eggs???
Why is that sexy please? It’s just plain wrong
I can’t believe I’m actually asking this but do we have any before pictures of his pilsbury dough shrimp smelling cock? For comparison. I’m making my self wretch imagining him trying to thumb that puff pastry wrapped horror into one of that skanks orifices.
Das Glied ist kaputHe tried to thicken it but it all went uh-oh instead.
My genitals were reabsorbed back into my body sometime last week with the horrors on hereIncreasingly feel like these threads should be used for abstinence-only sex education. It's putting me right off
I feel like I've now seen Stephen Bear's penis and areshole more than my husband's. And we've been married for 14 years.
Like Bear’s foreskinHehe ‘verdickt’ is German for ‘thickened’.
What no peppercorn sauce?How do you think I feel? I've got some of these in the freezer ready for my boxing day buffet. Christmas is ruined.
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I don’t care how long it takes as long as this vile piece of tit is found guilty on all chargesNearly 8 hours is a joke. What do they have in court? Netflix? spa rooms? Open bar? Michelin star catering ?