I feel like this is a sign things may not be going the way we hoped
Look up his pokey bum wank video from years agoI can’t believe I’m actually asking this but do we have any before pictures of his pilsbury dough shrimp smelling cock? For comparison. I’m making my self wretch imagining him trying to thumb that puff pastry wrapped horror into one of that skanks orifices.
I’ll give you a fiver to eat them now, suggestively & post him the video “mmmm I’m imagining this is your Stilton sword”How do you think I feel? I've got some of these in the freezer ready for my boxing day buffet. Christmas is ruined.
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HOWLINGDecorating the Chinmas tree - A poem.
It’s time for us to decorate the tree and I would love for you to join me. Chinmas is a time for us to get together, presents, good food and snowy weather.
This year we have a not so special tree to decorate. It belongs to Stephen Bear and his moon face date. We really struggled to get it over the 8ft gate, so apologies if we are a little late.
Now it’s time to put it in a place where it won’t make them frown, how about in front of the door that’s upside down? Of course! Perfect! Only the best for the man with the crown!
Now that the tree looks right, it’s time to do the lights! What shall we go for? Multicoloured or dimmed white? Does it matter if they are sparking or still? They’ll never be on, the plug socket is needed to charge his drill.
Next is the tinsel. This year we have our very own special Chinsel. It’s extra long and it wraps many times around the tree, such a time saver for me!
Right let’s not dawdle, straight to the baubles. We only require two this year, they are filled with prizes so need to be different sizes. They are from one of the Miss Smith collections, and we love them because they go in different directions.
Last but not least the star! It has to be big and bright enough to be seen from behind the metal bar. Leading the way for the One Wide Hing, Hark! The angel Jizzmas sing!
Let’s wrap this up like a present. I hope everyone has a wonderful Chinmas and a Happy New Year. And always thank your lucky stars that your chin isn’t the shape of a crescent!
I was bored
There's a kink where people wanted to be impregnated by an alien, that's where it comes from, then they 'birth' the eggsFrom the last thread .. I’m sorry but gelatine eggs???
Why is that sexy please? It’s just plain wrong
I was wondering if the WhatsApp one might be the one they are debating as I can’t recall if there was any tangible evidence for that one or if it was only Georgia saying she saw him send it to someone. I do believe her myself but just wondering if all the jury would find that enough for a guilty verdict.I reckon it's the voyeurism charge they're having difficulty with. Depends if they believe that he didn't even consider the cameras were there when they became amorous. G stated he showed her the video straight afterwards. People covertly filming others don't usually show the victim the footage straight after they've filmed it. I think this could be the stumbling point, the other two charges seem pretty straightforward.
There is a WHAT?!?There's a kink where people wanted to be impregnated by an alien, that's where it comes from, then they 'birth' the eggs
They do exist if you Google. I just don’t feel right posting it given what the trial is about and it was leaked (to be fair looking back did he leak it himself?!) . What he posts not willingly is totally fair game.I can’t believe I’m actually asking this but do we have any before pictures of his pilsbury dough shrimp smelling cock? For comparison. I’m making my self wretch imagining him trying to thumb that puff pastry wrapped horror into one of that skanks orifices.
I’ve lost track of things, but would his PA saying in her statement that he sent her videos on WhatsApp and there was one that was CCTV footage be the ‘evidence’ for that charge?I was wondering if the WhatsApp one might be the one they are debating as I can’t recall if there was any tangible evidence for that one or if it was only Georgia saying she saw him send it to someone. I do believe her myself but just wondering if all the jury would find that enough for a guilty verdict.
Please correct me if I’ve forgotten any evidence on that one though.