A tattler once said their friend shagged Bear while drunk and his cock smelled like a prawn ring Stench made her gagI loved that this says he’s a tit shag and I instantly thought you’d had a go on his disco stick. A tattler that’s actually shagged one of them would be BRILLIANT
Also, for any newbies to the thread who are wondering what the dickomatic3000 is that we’ve been referring to, behold:
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Holy duck I hadn't seen that pic beforeCorn dog knob
ChinhorreahI’m glad I’m a vegetarian if that’s what a corn dog looks like. Wtf, seriously does his foreskin have localised anaphylaxis? Is that a new STI that can be named after him?
I’m sure there are plenty out thereI loved that this says he’s a tit shag and I instantly thought you’d had a go on his disco stick. A tattler that’s actually shagged one of them would be BRILLIANT
Excuse me, he's an international playboy dontchaknow?!OG Chinmates are totally desensitised to his Nik Nak Knob now it's hilarious seeing all the newbies reactions tho
He definitely wears the jock strap and thong to hide his peen these days.
World's #1 pornstar my ars!
From the 'shagging' he did g shore he looks like a shite shag wtf was that circle thing he tried doingHe really is!! Was very disappointed
I once pulled a guy and when he got it out I don’t think he had ever washed under his foreskin in his life. The smell was unrealA tattler once said their friend shagged Bear while drunk and his cock smelled like a prawn ring Stench made her gag
Internasshional playboiiiiExcuse me, he's an international playboy dontchaknow?!
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I can't even laugh about it anymore it's just sad
That’s more like the bear she wanted. Trending on Twitter… oh wait she’s got him when he’s on trial for being a n0nce. Nice work jizzyJizzy seems overjoyed her beloved is trending for being a sex offender on trial ...
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I’ve only ever used tattle for the KP threads - her and sink boy but this thread has had me in stitches all night! Unfortunately I also clapped eyes on bears corn dog and I can’t ever unsee thatI’m ussually found on Lauren goodger / Katie price threads but this one has had me hooked now too.
Chinternational Playboy NEEDS to be the next thread title!!!Bear thinking he'll come out of this looking like the Chinternational Playboy. But instead news & pics of his joke shop balloon dick spread further.
It's alright though cos his Mum loves him & makes him a sunday roast.
Once it is seen, it cannot be Unseen.I’ve only ever used tattle for the KP threads - her and sink boy but this thread has had me in stitches all night! Unfortunately I also clapped eyes on bears corn dog and I can’t ever unsee that
I think it was one! I definitely can't take credit for itChinternational Playboy NEEDS to be the next thread title!!!