Stephen Bear #25 Self-obsessed show off

[BashmentLady]

The cigar does add a certain jim-my sais quoi

 

[Whats the 411]

Corn dog knob

What the fuck is going on!!!! Why is his penis birthing another penis

 

[stunrw]

Just been browsing the ‘fanboy’ accounts. Punctuation really really helps……….

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Corn dog knob

 

[jackolantern]

Corn dog knob

Spoiler: NSFW 🤢

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It looks like he has a fanny and he's glued a flesh coloured handbrake on to it

 

[Villanelly]

My clitoris has just dropped off.

 

[Betina]

Spoiler: Stephens Little Friend

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I agree with you. Regardless if she slept with him willingly he had no right to put that video out to anyone

She did not agree to have sex on camera, let alone it then be uploaded to his OF and broadcast to the world. Whether it was consensual sex has no bearing on my mind.

Fuck this judge.

 

[plinky2]

On the Jake Quickenden thread the have a “I’ve been blocked by Jake Quickenden” badge… we need one on this thread saying “I’ve seen Bears Yalkult” with a yakult bottle in the middle!

 

[CustardJunkie]

I loved that this says he’s a shit shag and I instantly thought you’d had a go on his disco stick. A tattler that’s actually shagged one of them would be BRILLIANT

A tattler once said their friend shagged Bear while drunk and his cock smelled like a prawn ring Stench made her gag

 

[Brewtime87]

All it takes is for a jury to have one absolute imbecile and it'll drag it out far longer than necessary.
I did jury duty when I was really young, a young black lad was the defendant and one charmer on the jury refused to go back over the evidence and discuss it all as he'd already made his mind up that the lad was guilty. When I questioned him why, his answer was "because he's black, of course he's guilty"
I don't think I'd ever felt such rage at such a young age as I did that day.

 

[long time lerker]

Wore my maxi puffs coat today and the boyfriend said I looked like Stephen bears penis!

 

[Deb788]

Ehhh he needs that looked at , that penis is not normal

Reminds me of a naked mole rat

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Can't believe chincarcerated didn't win thread title lol.

 

[SnoopySnooper86]

Exactly this, I’ve never seen anything remotely like it. It’s like he was circumcised, regretted it & has wrapped his knob in puff pastry. You know when you bake sausage rolls and sometimes the pastry rises loads, it’s like that.

I can literally smell his musty dick through my iPhone. I’d rather get fingered by wolverine than go anywhere near it.

 

[Brewtime87]

Can't stop laughing at all the newbies sharing their utter disbelief and horror over the poundland pimps mangled dick.
You're all chinmates now you've suffered those images, welcome!

Meanwhile my boyfriend just looked at me and said how he still can't believe I called him a whiffy hoe.
I best get the spare room ready for tonight

 

[Delstar]

Another pic from the lpsg archives of the weirdest dick in living history.

Spoiler: NSFW and not if you're fond of sausage rolls

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Jeeesus, it looks like E.T

 

[stunrw]

Wonder what’s in the bag

Ive found the security scan…..

 

[lozza96]

Someones tweeted elon musk asking if he will ban sexual predators from the app and tagged bear

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Is it legal to smoke in the car? It's the drivers workplace? In Scotland we can't smoke in a workplace and there's an additional rule of not smoking when children are present (and those 2 act like children)

I want to buy Ellis a drink his subtle digs are gold.