Stephen Bear #25 Self-obsessed show off

[hayleybaby]

I cannot cope with you lot today, funniest of all the threads.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

It looks like it’s been cut off and sewn back on. Badly.

Frankenstein's Dongster

 

[Badirene]

It really resembles a shallot

Delia has the right idea here, festive too!

Pickled Shallots in Sherry Vinegar

One Christmas tradition in our family is returning from midnight Mass to freshly baked, crisp sausage rolls and equally crisp pickled onions. I have now discovered that shallots with a little sherry vinegar make a different, rather special version. The Delia Online Cookery School: One of our...

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[Time2Shine]

I'm pretty pissed that the judge even brought this up really. The internet seems to be a lawless state and tbh with VPNs it would be hard to tell where something had been uploaded from. I don't see the relevance of where OF is hosted when it's still available to view worldwide?

It is relevant to jurisdiction. Because you have to be tried in the location where the actions took place AND it’s against the law there.
The judge didn’t bring it up, I did after reading the CPS website, soz.
I agree it would have come up before now though. And the reason he doesn’t say it because he’d need to admit uploading it and because he’s generally awkward. I Was just worried when I saw it.

 

[thetrooth]

It must be more than filler. If it was just filler surely he could just get it dissolved and that would be the end of it. I think he’s probably been doing the elastic bands for too long and probably bought one of those dodgy penis enhancer machines off the internet. Plus there is lots of advice on the internet of techniques to make it bigger. Basically I think he’s tried so hard to make it big he’s gone too far.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’ve been napping - no verdict yet?

 

[Time2Shine]

I’ve seen that pic so many times and I am still baffled by it what is the lumpy part over what I assume was once his balls? Me and my boyfriend have just been trying to work it out

He’s never had balls 🫣 (literally and figuratively)

It must be more than filler. If it was just filler surely he could just get it dissolved and that would be the end of it. I think he’s probably been doing the elastic bands for too long and probably bought one of those dodgy penis enhancer machines off the internet. Plus there is lots of advice on the internet of techniques to make it bigger. Basically I think he’s tried so hard to make it big he’s gone too far.

Oh and he can’t get it up anymore, no evidence he can ejaculate

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Looking more likely that it will be tomorrow now.

 

[lmao123]

I can't believe this piece of excrement actually won Celebrity Big Brother a few years ago - what on earth were the public thinking???

 

[plinky2]

Imagine how long it takes him to thumb that thing in to stop falling out? It’s so mobile and floppy

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I’ve been napping - no verdict yet?

No

 

[Livia Fantasy]

I cannot cope with you lot today, funniest of all the threads.

Came to Tattle for Jack Monroe, and when those threads are quiet - I have a look round and just click on funny names. Hadn't ever heard of the fella, now absolutely 100% invested in the madness thanks to you hilarious lot! Still giggling at "Jizzminge" in a South African accent.

 

[plinky2]

Was it nice before? Is there a before and after?

 

[VC10]

Until tomorrow; then

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Nooo. Sent home for the night

 

[TikToc]

duck jury gone home for day

 

[mgmhs]

Nooooooo

 

[VC10]

Was it nice before? Is there a before and after?

Not attached to that no, there wasn't

 

[Ashfox]

Can't imagine that little deformed willie giving an A-grade level performance!

You forgot 20 minutes of grade A performance!

 

[Elle Woods]

I genuinely thought it would be a really quick deliberation and they'd not really have much to discuss!