What did he do with elastic bands?! How do you know this information

does he post about his deformed dick
I've spent far too long invested in this shit, that's how

. It's all here, in the threads. There is a picture with the elastic bands somewhere. And no, he doesn't post about it, back in the days of the hilariously bad porn attempts with him and the Mrs, various individuals both on here and Twitter, spent time scrubbing through the videos they posted and taking various screen shots. His real knob was never to be seen again after the Yakult/balloon pic I posted earlier came to light
Then he went through a phase of using cock sleeves and dildo's but they were so obviously fake and constantly called out on it, he knocked that on the head as well as he embarrassed himself even further.
Now he just rams things up his ars because there's only so much humiliation one person can take over the state of their mangled knob. Especially when it's all been self inflicted
The biggest bonus is that he can no longer get it up, and can only "cum out of his ars". So the chance of him pro-creating are thankfully nil