My hymen has re-attached.My genitals have climbed back inside my body. And not just because its -3 outside!
Love it! He got arrested on his birthday now he's going to prison on Georgia's birthday.Just seen it’s Georgia’s birthday Monday, let’s hope she gets the best birthday present.
Um, hello next thread title.Reality TV star Stephen Bear described as a ‘self-obsessed show off’ in court
thanks everso for the link x
Everyone googling “After school care Chelmsford”Ah fuck!!!!! Palm the kids off Tara. Let them have a sleepover at school. We need your exact description of the moment bears soul leaves his body when they say GUILTY! OFF TO THE TOWER!
Errrrmmm off subject of shit-for-brains for a second, are you telling me that U2 actually put an album on peoples phones? It was actually a thing? Because every now and then when I have my playlist on shuffle, I get random U2 songs come up, and I'm like, "what the fuck?"You know when you always remember exactly where you are when you see or hear of a big event. I still think the same thing happens when you first see a Bear sex video. You never forget. It’s unwatedly burned into your brain like when U2 put that album on everyone’s iPhone.
He thinks clitoris is a Greek island...no fucking finesse.....I haven’t seen it, can I assume it’s Bear slamming his full body weight against her for 20 mins
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No way to talk about his wife………….Her and the dad are now discussing problems with his boiler!
It's on his fansly tilted "cummin out me ars" or some shit. It's fucking putrid and I hate the day I sat down to eat my sweet potato fries with peppercorn sauce. It was all in the oven cooking nicely whilst I clicked the link and i just died on the spot. You are actually talking to a ghost rn. I don't know what the fuck was seeping out of his bum hole that dayNot sure I want to know what the peppercorn sauce leakage is….
Ahh, fuck it. Eyes have been scarred to fuck already. What is it?
Well thats one to add to the list of “things you never thought you’d read before lunch”take some Vicks to put under your nose in case you get sat downwind to Jizz. She’s bound to have given him a final rim this morning and will be ponging
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Same I’ve actually just opened a word document and put a candle on my keyboard so it auto types and doesn’t set my teams status to away
My work are lucky to have me..