Stephen Bear #24 Farcical

[Ashfox]

Thread suggestion #25 : Bear thinks G’s legal team is silly but he’s the one with a Yakut Willy

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I can’t believe arsical wasn’t allowed as a thread title when there was one called pissflaps

 

[jackolantern]

Spot the difference

Willy Wonka meets Willy Wanker

 

[HotesTilaire]

Spot the difference

Wonky Willy and Willy Wonka
One is fictional
One is a plonker

 

[lje88]

Jesus Christ this is starting and stopping more then chinnys bum blaster 5000

 

[CuppaTeanotcoffee]

I only live 20 mins away and am on maternity leave at the moment. Could go straight after school run. As long as it runs on time I could be there to see this nasty little cunt be sent away and watch jizzy breathe a sigh of relief haha

 

[Kas01980]

So I've been sat having a ponder, I think the reason he's still acting so cocky and arrogant and treating it all like a big joke, that he's seeing this whole thing as good publicity. That whatever the verdict, it's going to boost him back onto the Z List and relaunch his "career"?

4 days ago we knew he was fucking thick, but from the shenanigans of the last 4 days I think we vastly underestimated how utterly fucking stupid he really is

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Do I make you horny, baby?

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JFC I don't think I'll ever ovulate again.

 

[Wodge887]

He had no grand plan to film them having sex. Kind of irrelevant if he planned it, when he discovered he had he uploaded it to make money. No one is really bothered if he planned it or not & just from looking at Bear you can tell he’s never had a grand plan in his life.

 

[Piff paff puff]

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I have only seen Jizz there so far. Done very smart essex ladies but I think they are Georgia’s crew. From earwigging they are being advised that witnesses won’t be recalled x


She’s in a room with him I think and keeps coming in and out x

Can't believe we have our very own tattle reporter at the scene
Cleared my diary for today. Keep up the sterling work. I'll be nominating you for the honours list.

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

Ah the state of him

How mean of you, have you not seen his Tweet.

 

[Elle Woods]

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If someone could kindly hack me in such a way that makes me £40k I'd be super grateful x

 

[bluecups]

I'm picturing a few chinmates at the court on Monday arriving separately and side eyeing each other before whispering "Tattle, sis?" and then all sitting together

 

[bluecups]

@tara1608 @stunrw @Brian Butterfield You are the MVPs on this thread!

Thank you!

 

[Kas01980]

The trial was only for his publishing a sex tape without consent and using cctv footage as voyeurism. G only spoke about that and her Mother was her Manager at the time so to be a witness was valid.

in walks Bear .. with the magic stick

Talking of sticks, whatcha think of my new prof pic?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Oh! It looks like the Mods have changed the thread title. I guess arsical is considered too naughty and not allowed x

 

[Kas01980]

No manners or sexual etiquette either...he could have at least TRIED to hide his disgust at the smell

 

[long time lerker]

That outfit ffs he does realise it's not fancy dress doesn't he?

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Should be convicted just for this outfit. Someone call the fashion police ffs

 

[tara1608]

Ah fuck!!!!! Palm the kids off Tara. Let them have a sleepover at school. We need your exact description of the moment bears soul leaves his body when they say GUILTY! OFF TO THE TOWER!

I’m so tempted! I mean - it’s only 20 miles away so possibly she can walk?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

"Mr Bear can't give you this magic answer"

Maybe he should have asked Paul Daniels.