Stephen Bear #24 Farcical

[lje88]

I started work at 9 and so far I've typed more words on this thread than I have on any of my actual work documents

Same I’ve actually just opened a word document and put a candle on my keyboard so it auto types and doesn’t set my teams status to away
My work are lucky to have me..

 

[Elle Woods]

EXCLUSIVE-

Jacqueline Carey has completed her closing speech with a simple "YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON IF YOU CAN'T SEE HE'S GUILTY, thank you, your honor"

 

[Apprehensivebell]

Think Ms Carey has got the measure of this pillock

She called him a no.nce in court

 

[Kas01980]

I just want to say I love you guys so much. Whatever the outcome, it's been a massive pleasure and I'm just sad we can't all get together. A whole year has passed and you lot have been with me through the laughs, the cries, the desperation, the depression..Did you know I can no longer eat pepper corn sauce as it resembles WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS trickling out of bears ars whilst he had a pokey bum wank on fansly? I love this secret place that we come to. It's so niche and comforting regardless of the dreg that is Stephen Bear. Nobody outside of this group will ever understand our bond as crazy as that sounds.

Have been thinking the very same, I've invested a year and a half into this, and aside from the mutual hatred of the prick, I can't remember the last time I've felt such a part of something and made me feel not so alone. Most of you know I don't have anyone I spend time with on a daily basis (except colleagues) and it's like I've known you guys are always here.

You've read things I've never told anyone, you've seen my sense of humour coming back through, when 18 months ago I didn't think I'd ever smile or laugh again. I'll never forget any of you for listening to me and showing your support and giving me strength.

I hope we do stay in touch somehow, however despite everything he's done and what he's got coming, I really don't think this will be the last we hear of him. Not by a long shot.

Much love to all of you

 

[bluecups]

I love this woman! Definitely an honourary chinmate

 

[Badirene]

Oh ffs.
I cant decide if I'm more annoyed about having to wait even longer for this verdict or the fact that our super sleuth Tara has to do the school run and will miss out on seeing his face when the verdict comes in

Tara could always just put her kids into care, do it for Tattle Tara, do it for justice, do it for the Poundland Pump!

 

[tara1608]

Literally sat for 25 minutes! In positive news I think I made jizz paranoid. This is a massive inconvenience to her.
What I would say is that Georgia will Be ok -her camp are articulate, intelligent and lovely people who shouldn’t have to be in this position. Bears people make crap porn and call everyone else vile

 

[Lyddingtons]

No we don’t! All had to leave for five minutes. Jizz, bear and family are sat in the waiting room to come in. The little burgundy suited twat has just walked past me into the courtroom. I think he’s about 5 foot 5!
Oh shit oh shit jizz and the dad are standing beside me! Literally in a corridor with them next to me! She’s moaning that she hopes it doesn’t take much longer in her weird fake posh voice!
Her and the dad are now discussing problems with his boiler! Her voice is cracking me up. This is all a big inconvenience for her though and she keeps sighing and tutting!

You really are doing god’s work here - we all owe you a massive wine (or drink of your choosing) after this! Hopefully a celebratory one!

 

[stunrw]

I'd rather have a cheeseburger, I'd even take it cold tbh and I'm only 30, can't be fucked m8

Hadnt realised my wife was on here

 

[Apprehensivebell]

I just want to say I love you guys so much. Whatever the outcome, it's been a massive pleasure and I'm just sad we can't all get together. A whole year has passed and you lot have been with me through the laughs, the cries, the desperation, the depression..Did you know I can no longer eat pepper corn sauce as it resembles WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS trickling out of bears ars whilst he had a pokey bum wank on fansly? I love this secret place that we come to. It's so niche and comforting regardless of the dreg that is Stephen Bear. Nobody outside of this group will ever understand our bond as crazy as that sounds.

 

[bluecups]

I can easily say I would rather sew my fanny shut.

If I decided to have sex like they do my fanny woud phone Travis perkins and order a bag of quick drying cement to fill itself in as quickly as possible.

 

[tara1608]

I’ve got to pick my child up at 3.30 and am now wishing she went to boarding school so I could stay the whole day

 

[tara1608]

Here we go x

 

[Lola1988]

Long time lurker here!
so I have Monday off & Baby is in nursery.. I’m about an hour drive away… I said to my husband all the above & that I want to go… He looked at me with this exact expression & said “that’s a bit sad” that’s acceptable grounds for divorce right?

 

[tara1608]

I take back anything negative I have ever thought about Georgia. She has a lovely, supportive family who have been through hell. And they care about her very much.

 

[itsnotmereally]

Just seen it’s Georgia’s birthday Monday, let’s hope she gets the best birthday present.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[LilLily]

Thread suggestion:

Stephen Bear #25: Once he goes to jail, it couldn't come faster, he'll wish he was home with his cherished bum blaster

 

[Elle Woods]

I started work at 9 and so far I've typed more words on this thread than I have on any of my actual work documents

 

[definitelynotvlad]

My husband just asked who I was reading about (yes he knows I’m always on Tattle), when I said Stephen Bear he asked “what’s he up to, using the Eurostar as a dildo I imagine”.

In all seriousness, thank you for the entertainment and the enlightenment about the court process these threads have brought, and also sending so much love to those of you who have shared your experiences of abusive men like Bear, you are all incredibly brave and stronger than any human should have to be. I’m lucky in that I’ve only come across garden variety dickheads in my time, but I’m raising two boys and the fear either of them could turn out like him, or any of the abusive pieces of shit who walk amongst us, honestly keeps me awake some nights. Hoping for better for the next generation of women & men Xx