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They are busy failing at life ATM but I'm sure a super boring sex,dirty dildo,badly timed lip sync vid will be with us soon 
Stephen Bear #19 Stephen Bear and the curious case of the missing balls
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They are busy failing at life ATM but I'm sure a super boring sex,dirty dildo,badly timed lip sync vid will be with us soon 
Dildo on a plate in coming 
How long does it take for two idiots to build a wardrobe??
Don't forget he's got the hideous gold life size bear in his garden. Left over from the salon he bankrupted. Fits in nicely with the rest of his tacky house and garden
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There's only one building it as the other one is sat on her fat flabby lazy arse gazing into her phone with all the filters she wished she looked like
Ugh .. he's put them crappy cheap porn pad lights at the bottom of the wardrobe 
Jizzy is literally so literally happy she' literally crying with literal emotion literally
Jizzy is literally so literally happy she' literally crying with literal emotion literally
Nothing says billionaire like an artex ceiling
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Fat backed bastard
In the voice of Alyssa edwards … BACKROLLS
Dildo on a Kallax!Dildo on a plate in coming
Oh yes, I hadn't forgotten
surprised he hasn't shagged that statue yet... oops, need to stop giving him ideas again ha!You comment has just killed me
. Bit of a difference to the photoshopped version eh? She looks like she's trying to crank one outUgh .. he's put them crappy cheap porn pad lights at the bottom of the wardrobe
Jizzy is literally so literally happy she' literally crying with literal emotion literally
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It’s hilarious, he’s put a flat pack wardrobe together not painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.Ugh .. he's put them crappy cheap porn pad lights at the bottom of the wardrobe
Jizzy is literally so literally happy she' literally crying with literal emotion literally
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Honestly wouldn’t surprise me if this was his tribute to the queen, even though it’s clearly a poem about a dog but let’s be honest he is thick as two short planks so wouldn’t of even noticedIf one has, they need a ban on getting pets. Its not normal they have several pets that die within months.
Those poor babiesand the things they have to witness
. Big up jizz face and chubby chin for putting a flat pack together that earns you another week of sitting on the sofa and rotting away together 
Imagine getting this excited over two ikea wardrobes
I have never known anyone to post so much about and not be able to wait to show everyone an ikea wardrobe. It’s not exactly a 2 storey extension is it . I don’t think she has any idea how boring her life has become!
Although I do think it’s impressive that the Beat the Billionaire isn’t just paying the £50 to have someone put it together in 1 afternoon and is personally spending 3 days doing it himself - must be love!
. I don’t think she has any idea how boring her life has become!Although I do think it’s impressive that the Beat the Billionaire isn’t just paying the £50 to have someone put it together in 1 afternoon and is personally spending 3 days doing it himself - must be love!
At this point I don't think he'd actually be able to afford to pay someone to build it. And I can guarantee he's been hounded to death by Jizzy tits for him to do it to prove to the world that he love's her more than he loved EllieI have never known anyone to post so much about and not be able to wait to show everyone an ikea wardrobe. It’s not exactly a 2 storey extension is it
Although I do think it’s impressive that the Beat the Billionaire isn’t just paying the £50 to have someone put it together in 1 afternoon and is personally spending 3 days doing it himself - must be love!
who'd have thought the building of an Ikea wardrobe could be so romantic
Thanks for drawing attention to that, I’d missed it because I was staring at the short overhang and thinking about how they were the same grubby shorts as the day before.
The lights around the bottom are hideous. That house is a tit show.
She’s excited coz he literally does duck ALL for her and it’s embarrassing to witness. He’s putting in a wardrobe into his own home. Big deal hun! This, from a man who didn’t even give her a birthday gift, no wonder she’s emotional over a Kallax unit.
Funnily enough, she seems more attracted to Handyman Bear than Porn Bear, he had an actual job doing some kind of labouring or honest work, which would’ve paid far better than he’s (not) making now. Yet he won’t get off his ars and do anything
LOSER.
Funnily enough, she seems more attracted to Handyman Bear than Porn Bear, he had an actual job doing some kind of labouring or honest work, which would’ve paid far better than he’s (not) making now. Yet he won’t get off his ars and do anything
LOSER.
You know, I’ve been sat thinking, I know it’s dangerous but the way Bear bent over and was taking that dildo like a trooper defo makes me wonder how long they’ve been doing bum fun.
So… I’ve let my fella try the back door before and Jesus Christ I had to be lay on my side and he had to go a centimetre at a time with a tit tonne of lube!! I’ve read that doggy anal takes agessss to perfect
I’m never going to get there but Bear has mastered it!!
but the way Bear bent over and was taking that dildo like a trooper defo makes me wonder how long they’ve been doing bum fun.So… I’ve let my fella try the back door before and Jesus Christ I had to be lay on my side and he had to go a centimetre at a time with a tit tonne of lube!! I’ve read that doggy anal takes agessss to perfect
I’m never going to get there but Bear has mastered it!!- Status