Excuse me she has had a very busy day of football punditry and he splashed sauce up her white tiles #noteasybeingafootballmum #justwipeit
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Abi, of course your male teenager will be bigger than you, even in heels, you're literally 5'3" hun 
I'm same size as you and my lads have been bigger than me since they were like 11 
I'm same size as you and my lads have been bigger than me since they were like 11 
Being petite is literally her whole personality.
And being a #footballmum
The 'put upon' football mum. All the fake moaning about being cold, the time it takes up when we all know standing on the sidelines when we all know tagging along to her sons' hobby is the highlight of her week.
I made roast pork with crackling today. But I did it after I’d been at work for the morning and shopping with my son in the afternoon. I didn’t start at 8am and spend all day preparing and then reheating. And I didn’t take any photos when it was ready. Maybe I’m doing Sundays wrong? 
Yeah but did you make your own pigs in blankets - as in wrap a bit of bacon round a sausage?
I did not I’m afraid. Surely 3 different bits of pig on a plate is too much?? Pigs in blankets with turkey or chicken only on my ‘inferior to Abi’s’ Sunday roast.
Taken a day off from what??
Trying on clothes?
Feeding manky franky the fox?
Ferrying kids to football?
Its not going to be drinking wine . . . Is it?
I laughed when I saw that. She doesn't work. What exactly has she 'taken a day off' from?
Is 'Hubby' going to have to cook his own dinner tonight?!
Is 'Hubby' going to have to cook his own dinner tonight?!
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I can't watch her with the sound up anymore. .
Her voice ~ especially when she's "talking" to Manky Frank
Her voice ~ especially when she's "talking" to Manky Frank
More slurry talk to manky Frank. .
Ughhh . .
Stop.it ✋️
Ughhh . .
Stop.it ✋️
She sounds unhinged videoing herself talking to the fox
I have to confess to liking the jumpsuit. Am I going to be kicked out of the thread now? 
She looked really nice to be fair
Oh wow is she a size 6 and 5ft 3, she’s never mentioned it beforeI have to confess to liking the jumpsuit. Am I going to be kicked out of the thread now?
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