Stacey Solomon #84 Filtered kids in Primark tat, Joe's got naff hair under his hat

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Another homeware collection. My god, the market is just saturated with z list celebs/insta cunts bringing out utter shite to fill your home.

ITS.ALREADY.BEEN.DONE.

Ooo another blanket. Oo another cushion 🙄
 
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Stacey really is the ultimate troll. 😄 Hinch loses her homeware deal, Stacey does a homeware collection.
 
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I think either a supermarket (If supermarket - Asda) or primark. Got to keep the huns happy. They can buy their wicker pumpkins just like stace.
Can I get a Bingo please
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It's Asda- says at the top of the 2nd photo
You beat me to it 😂
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She’s attempted a dirty delete and replaced it with blurred out top. Too late. Can never work out with her whether she makes these mistakes on purpose or not.
 

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She’s questioning her interior design choices because they moved the dining table into the living room……how about you think about bringing the annex lads back in love and go from there not about how you fucked up the kitchen layout
 
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Asda!
She thinks everyone must be SO excited for her but actually it's all just a bit yawn!
 
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Is that what she was crying about earlier? Bringing some junk out in ASDA? Wow 😂
 
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The sheep will be absolutely delirious at the thought they can deck their abodes with Stacey’s range and create a little slice of ‘Pickle Cottage’ in their own home. 🙄

Or, if you don’t fancy buying a load of tat, you could actually recreate Swollomon living conditions quite easily. Firstly you need to give up on the whole personal hygiene front for a while and quickly enough, especially in this weather, the smell should start to peak. If you add to that getting your partner to cover themselves in fake tan on a regular basis so there’s a constant biscuity smell and a faint orange hue radiating from everywhere they sit, declining to wash the floor so everyone’s feet and socks are constantly black with muck and then as a final touch, move your oldest children into a outhouse across the garden away from the main house, you’ll pretty much be on your way. 😖

As for the fake pumpkins, well she’s doing herself out there; don’t rush to George to buy one of hers, nope, instead just follow her previous example and knot up your old summer dresses and dot them around on the filthy floor and the look will almost be complete. Just make sure the whole space is devoid of any colour or personality and you’re pretty much on your way! 🤭😆
 
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It’s just like the Hinch range! Even with the sprig of fake foliage on the dining table. Lots of boring beige and a little bit of green
 
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