anyone else read this as “she dreams of doing anal”
eta- opps just read further down and seen it’s not just me with a mind of pure filth
Who knows? To be honest I read it like that too so we’re all as bad as each other!!
I wonder what does go through Stacey’s mind though? Perhaps she gets that niggling feeling like she’s forgotten something but can’t think of what; like when you get to the top of the stairs and then can’t for the life of you remember why the hell you went up there in the first place!
Joe won’t be any help either, he can barely remember his own name at the best of times so I’m guessing any matters of the even slightly more cerebral nature are left to our Stace! Not that it’s saying a lot!
SS: ‘Ere Joe! I keep getting this feeling I’ve left something behind or there’s something I need to remember but I can’t think what, d’you know what it is babe?’
Joe: ‘Is it the baby?!’
SS: *looks down to where baby is, as she always is, clagged to her* ‘Don’t be so stupid Joe, of course it’s not her *changes to stupid baby voice* ‘cause I’d never forget you little one would I?’
Joe: ‘Dunno then, the dogs?’
SS: ‘Oh they’re in the annexe, no it’s not them! But wait, the annexe… that’s it! I’ve got it; I know what I forgot, the three other children! Joe I’ve got three other children y’know! Mind, what were they called again?!’
Joe: