Squirmy and Grubs #9 Skanky & Weedy 34 pukes in 24 Hours: Welcome to the show

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That video Hannah’s put up on her stories of their “wedding” shane just looks even more like a ventriloquists dummy
I can't take their wedding videos! It's just asinine to me watching them all play dress up. That insipid song she put in the IG video about "what dreams are made of" just gives it that extra Make A Wish Foundation vibe. She captioned it "the wedding song 8 year old me deserves" which I found weird. Why 8? Isn't that when she thought she was going to marry some boy she barely met? Still hung up on that? Was that her last interaction with a male she liked before this obnoxious tadpole entered her orbit? Lame. And absolutely nobody has dreamt of having Shane as a groom. I really can't make heads or tails of what goes on in this chick's messy head
 
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I assume it'll be okay to share since she's got quite a following. her name is Tonje Larsen. you should be able to find her instagram from that
 
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Yeah every girl dreams of growing up and marrying a complete asshole like shane
 
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I assume it'll be okay to share since she's got quite a following. her name is Tonje Larsen. you should be able to find her instagram from that
Tonje doesn't appear to be as disabled as Shane. Now, I am not a doctor of course, but she looks healthy, pink cheeks and shiny eyes! A healthy weight! She's got photos of her carrying her baby! She can carry a mug for goodness sake. She actually went to hospital when she was struggling health wise... Shane isn't even slightly able to do any of that, whether its disability or ego hindering him. No doubt Tonje isn't sterilising bottles and running upstairs for a fresh nappy, I am sure the majority comes down on her partner. BUT she obviously isn't up herself, and isn't pretending to be able to do more than she can. And she actually seems to be raising awareness for SMA, she actually recognises she has it AND talks about it, which is more that plonker.

Also, the fact she actually had to go through pregnancy and a c-section, she knows how tough it is and evidently how tough she is. I have a lot of respect for her, just scrolling through her insta. Could be completely wrong of course, but she had to go through a heck of a lot more than Shane would have to, to have a kid.
 
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I completely agree with you, @lokencrepis. I checked out her IG and I like her vibe. She seems genuinely happy, healthy, and authentic. She is pretty and looks her age, and I don't sense any weird parent/child dynamic with her husband like there is with creepy ass S&G. She doesn't display herself like a freakshow either. Her IG photos are lovely. People like her deserve success, not these two fabricated, scamming grifters.
 
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".And Hannah, with the empathy and communication skills of two small bowling balls...".
If I never come on Tattle again, my time on here would have been worth it just for this comment alone
 
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The Lizzie McGuire movie came out in 2003. Hannah was born in 1995 and in the United States the this is what dreams are made of song was very popular because of the movie and or Hilary Duff, well past the movie premiere. If 8 year old her in 2003 could hear the song she could play for her wedding vid, she would be thrilled beyond belief. Probably all of her female fans 24-34 could relate to a degree, maybe a little older too.
Pop culture. You got to love it.
 
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Thank you! I didn't even catch that reference- but maybe its because I was born in 1988 and when other kids were watching Nickelodeon, I was watching Strangers with Candy everyday- not age appropriate at the time, but absolutely hilarious then and now .
 
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I’m struggling to understand a latest video on adoption, so they claim this is an update but it’s a year later and it has no significance.

and adoption is such a huge consideration, why would anyone be disswayed by the possibility of travelling and moving? So anyone who wants to move can’t have children?

so weird and pointless
 
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Thanks you for filling in that blank! I suck at pop culture of the last 15-20 years. Age wise, I'm an 80s child, was in art college in 2003, and never listened to anything sounding like that song. I really had no idea She's so weird, I just automatically assumed it was another hang up of hers!
 
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Here's a great comment that I found! I get that interabled relationships on social media bring exposure to disability, but why does everything have to have a label? Nobody paraded their polio-stricken boyfriend around looking for fame in the 1950's on TV or radio during the polio outbreak. What has created a strong urge these days in a lot of couples interabled or not to seek validation/embrace narcissism by broadcasting their relationships to complete strangers for money and followers? Are their own feelings for each other not enough? Who knows anymore! Happy Friday everybody! I'm going to toast some hot dog buns and grill up some hotlinks and eat them while watching Days of Thunder .
 
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So true @SmallWonder, well put as always. And damn, Cole Trickle
Thank you, Snarky Tart ! Tom Cruise was HOTTTTT as Cole Trickle !!! I fucking love that movie- fast cars, explosions, sex, denim head to toe, make outs galore and a killer instrumental soundtrack composed by Hans Zimmer. Action films peaked in the 80's!
 
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100% to all of this @SmallWonder I'm just going to come right out and say it, this is Tom Cruise at his sexiest. The 80s was a golden era for film.
 
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100% to all of this @SmallWonder I'm just going to come right out and say it, this is Tom Cruise at his sexiest. The 80s was a golden era for film.
Oh yes! 100%, Snarky Tart !!! Pinnacle of Tom Cruise's sexiness in Days of Thunder !!!! I also loved him in Risky Business and Top Gun. The 80's were a golden era for film and male hotness- they don't make actors like the 80's hunks anymore!
 
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So they finally paid for the wheelchair? I didn't watch the video. She sure doesn't wear a lot for Minnesota winter lol.
 
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They just complained the whole time about the new wheelchair and the $114 replacement joystick, which they feel should cost no more than a Tamagotchi. They could have gotten TWO joysticks for the cost of Hannah's hideous faux-denim jogging pants with a ridiculous price tag that no one was upset about, so you see where their priorities are.

I'm also not sure why these pampered fools look so damn haggard. Well, Shane is malnourished, so I suppose that's a given. Hannah does not look 25. Without her filters, she has crow's feet and undereye lines, which to me is advanced wrinkling for someone her age. Get some serums. If I didn't know their ages, I'd guess 45 for Shane and 36 for Hannah based on this screenshot from their latest video. I also had to attach this capture of creepy Hannah staring at Shane's sagging, withered face like it's lunch. So friggin' weird.
 

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I bet Hannah ends up getting fillers injectable’s for her lines …

joysticks are so much more valuable than expensive Jogging pants and juices eat an Appleand don’t buy anymore pants - wear one of the thousand pairs you own/ joysticks are highly specialised equipment which hardlyanyone needs therefore take huge amount of programming work by people who think hard about what they’re making aka engineers not the cheap slave labour behind the trash fashion and juices - no values this channel is 0 values
 
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The twitch today is especially awkward- it's just Shane talking for an hour by himself responding to comments with long bouts of silence in between. I can't make it to more than 5 minutes. This goes to show that Hannah and Shane don't have standalone personalities and they're boring as a duo too! I've waited in DMV lines livelier than this twitch!
 
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