Squirmy and Grubs #9 Skanky & Weedy 34 pukes in 24 Hours: Welcome to the show

[msc student]

The cringe is real on this 42 second video! They talk about how they express intimacy and affection, and Hannah says that they cuddle in the morning when they wake up and that "Shane gives the best arm tickles"- who needs romance novels? These two are the definition of erotic passion

this manboy made me cringe to the shadow realm when he did that weird eyebrow thing to indicate that they have sex.
getting a handjob by Liz with tweezers doesn't count.

 

[Dbledutchs]

Right? Like why are they even going, and what's the emery? They don't have real jobs, they can go whenever they want. And that custom wheelchair is such a luxury, but they don't want to have to pay? They can afford that huge house and vaca to LA, but they cry poor mouth when it comes to things that will improve the quality of life. I want to say something in the comments so bad.

 

[msc student]

very hip to keep the narrative going that "straight men are evil and bad". both the media and these idiots are good at it. sickening. there is a full on war against men and masculinity these days, I don't think this is a good thing.

 

[Clara88]

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S and G might want to shorten their stay in LA. What are they going to do if Shane gets Covid in LA and Hannah doesn't have her mom there to take care of all of the "scary" phone calls to advocate for Shane's health? We'll see what happens over the next 3 months of their stay. With the advent of modern technology in Zoom calls, power points, emails etc there's no reason either of them has to travel for work.

They're in complete denial over Shane's fragility and/or Hannah wants him dead. There's no other explanation for how reckless they are with his health. Constantly going on planes to Covid hotspots when even people with regular bodies and health don't feel safe doing that? It really boggles the mind.

 

[SmallWonder]

The cringe is real on this 42 second video! They talk about how they express intimacy and affection, and Hannah says that they cuddle in the morning when they wake up and that "Shane gives the best arm tickles"- who needs romance novels? These two are the definition of erotic passion

 

[Jbogie]

It's honestly just offensive as a viewer, even one who once upon a time bought their bullshit.
I just don't understand how they continue to have an audience of saps who just eat up all their lies. Like they'd have such a big, and REAL, following if they both just stopped trying to look good for Youtube and actually believed in the bullshit they preach about 'ablesim'. They would actually realize they have a huge platform to speak up about stuff the real problems they surely have to deal with (for at least Shane), without seeming like a pair of Karens who just pout about it all being unfair they have to make compromises for the 'ableists' of the world.
So infuriating.

Don’t feel bad. I bought their lie at first. I had absolutely no reason not to. I was never in the camp that a tall able bodied blonde couldn’t fall for Shane. I just found him to be such a prick that I was mystified why she liked him. Then, by the 5th or 6th video I started seeing her crazy eyes and bizarre exhibitionist behavior and finally started noticing the clickbait was almost present for every single video. Once I arrived here, I knew I wasn’t crazy. Welcome!

So here’s my take on the 3 month tour of LA. I believe that they will be house shopping. Hannah posted a pic of herself in LA a few weeks ago with a joke headline about the great weather and finding a realtor. Only I don’t think it’s a joke. I think she is still searching for something to fill her void. The YouTube channel didn’t do it. The Minnesota mansion didn’t do it. Hannah wants to be Hollywood. Shane is an easy cheerleader because his dream is to work in television. Wait for it. They’ll have some swanky 2nd story condo in no time. But Hannah will assure you that it has a really great elevator for Shane.

 

[LaLaSwimLooza]

Yeah, there's really no way he's doing anything so sexually creative that we can't dare imagine it. This pose does them no favors to convince us of their wild sexapades. Absolutely absurd. My wrists are bigger than his upper thigh.
Shane's quotes on this pic so off putting and jarring to read..

 

[dolphinqueen]

I don't believe it's 'full sized' for a second. It may not be a tiny weener so even if on a regular guy it would be just fine for sex, there is no way Hannah is getting anywhere near to riding it. It's far too close to his delicate bones and ribcage. She would be squashing him. You can see this more clearly when she's carrying him and the size difference is more apparent. I really do wish they were actual disability actavists. I would love to see an honest channel about life as an interabled couple, and what adaptations and routines they have to have built a life together.

 

[Dbledutchs]

That sounds like Shane. There is an episode of the golden girls where blanche dates a guy in a wheelchair, turns out he is married and blanche says "turns out, you are just a jerk in a wheelchair". I always liked that because people are still people regardless of their situation, and Shane is a jerk in a wheelchair.

 

[Dbledutchs]

That photo is weird. The thing is, nothing against his disability, it sucks and I can't imagine he would rather be this way than able bodied, but be honest about it, don't try to play it off as if you are BETTER this way, you are not doing the disability community any favors by dragging out this narrative. We all know sex isn't possible, so tell us the truth! That rib cage alone would stop her from jumping on!!!

 

[SmallWonder]

Their food is also not cheap. People where I live are struggling with the prices at McDonald's and mom and pops while Hannah's ordering pasta for $20, a pizza also for $20, dessert for $11 and something for the photo op to plunk in front of Shane, for around $20 as well.

That's definitely one of the main things that enrages me about S and G- their smugness and opulent displays of wealth during a pandemic with record job loss, price inflation and food scarcity. I hate how they slowly pan over their expensive meals with their camera, brag about how delicious the food is and talk about being tired from their Youtuber job. S and G are completely out of touch and don't know the first thing about true hard work or life's struggles.

 

[vegetable2021]

She seems condescending when she talks to shane, like he’s some sort of a joke to her, also she laughs at odd times, like recently he was talking about having pains etc
Just doesn’t seem right or normal
Is it just me?

 

[Cattycat79]

Is this what they plan to do for their "acting career"? Act as themselves at conventions, giving the same redundant lecture and showing off Hannah? Lame. I don't think Hollywood has that many custom fit opportunities to warrant a career for these two delusional clowns, and they are not charismatic enough to start any revolutions. Shane will obviously never be cast as a hero or a hunk as he probably thinks he deserves, and I doubt he would accept a role showcasing the reality of someone with his condition. Just stay home with those expired "warmies" and abandoned Jaco arm and call it a day. He would make a great extra as a homeless person, though, and he can dress in his own clothes.

They just posted a video about getting rejected. Could someone please take one for the team and summarize it here?

 

[VirtualSkeptic]

I agree with him about how the sham is so damn fascinating. But its a little hard for me to pinpoint exactly why its so fascinating. Maybe because its so laughably far from reality, or because theyre so blatantly dishonest yet have a herd of fans that believe every word, and attack anyone who calls out the bs. I found it fascinating before I even knew what awful people they are and shanes previous attempts to sell the same story. For most people I assume its fascinating because its so far from reality. Maybe its different for others, surely for their braindead fans who are so deeply moved and inspired by a pair of dishonest money grubbing snobs.

 

[Dutchie123]

At least Mike's girlfriend was honest with being worried about the ways she could be perceived by being in a relationship with him, even asking herself introspective questions about her attraction to him. Then there's Hannah who acts like her friends and family didn't bat an eyelash when introduced to puny and severely disabled - I mean, strong, independant, regular alpha bro - Shane.

Another thing that is so fake about them. Hannah and Liz have said multiple times that the only worry the parents had was that Hannah was talking to someone online.... yeah right, EVERY parent would worry when their daughter starts dating a severely disabled guy. Why lie??

 

[Dbledutchs]

The packing and unpacking alone is exhausting. Not to mention all the cooking and she has to feed and water him. It's like having a newborn and a dog and traveling cross country. Except a newborn would be better company.

 

[Veganarchist]

What the hell is this...Shane had to take a pic of Chloe burrowing her face in Hannah's crotch with her snout peering out below her ass, appearing to be sniffing her stank choda? This is beyond weird to me...I've never seen my friends pose like this with their pets, with a gratuitous ass shot to boot.

Oh dear, they really are desperate aren’t they? And her ass just happens to be in the pic. It’s sad how they’ve changed from a chatty couple to borderline porn shots they may as well launch an only fans at this point. Their vibe is just so icky. What really pissed me off is the way she plays all innocent and then gets highly offended when people make comments on her body. Just own it Hannah and say “I wanted to show off my butt: here it is world!!”

 

[Dbledutchs]

Part of that may be the image of Shane being a "man" and running things, when we all know he can't physically. The cousin probably does the finances and Hannah just get a salary.

 

[SmallWonder]

I have a ton of posts to catch up on! I did skim through their recent rubbish video. If her changeroom peepshow wasn't enough, Hannah had her ta ta's right up in the viewer's face this time, probably unedited for the voyeurs and pervy Patreon subscribers. No class.

Without my reading glasses on, I thought that screengrab was an ass in nude pantyhose!

 

[The Scammy & Greedy show]

Hello Hello welcome to thread 9, are we ever going to get bored of trying to get our heads around this 'couple'. That will probably be a big Fat NOPE!

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