This line has had me giggling since reading it. Itās made my day.Good god
I would much rather take paper tests than have a geriatric penis in my arse (Iām so sorry to type that x) or whatever the duck the Dubai coke head ex pats want from her. Obvs thereās nuance to it and academic results donāt always translate to commercial/career success, but duck me thereās limits none of us want to cross for a singular handbag?
Also seeing as Iāve stooped this low - her house looks quite tatty? Iād rather have my paper exams and not have beading over my skirting tbqh![]()
PS. I concur. Iām partial to a nice handbag but not at the risk of stopping that low for one