Sophie Guidolin #34

[whathappenedtotherabbit]

witch has no money, hence didn’t hire a copy writer. “Unconventionally conventional” I think she got out the old trusty thesaurus and through a bunch of words together.

 

[Loafie Gweedlying]

The new bio on her website is one big word salad. Who is actually going to read it ? is this the kind of copy that would attract new customers ? Am I just old & jaded ?

Word text over photo
“a believer in looking for the GLITTERin the small things like a stranger's smile or the beauty of a BUTTERFLY .

WEIRD RIGHT, for someone SOanalytically MINDED?

I love seeing the POLARITY and DEPTH inextremes, without LIGHT we simply would NOT know darkness"

“hey ChatGPT write me a bio, but make it bleeping weird, thx”

 

[tc&co]

Price drop on the G banger. A whopping $1112… lol. Bargain.

 

[Bluntastitganache]

Yikes that powerbill !!

 

[tin vienna]

Was/Is Loaf mates woth Kayla Itsines? She is back on the GC and in the CH fold too and must be besties with Kelsey Wells (whoever that is!) Haha so much competition

Kayla wouldn’t be friends with her (it wouldn’t suit her image and she’s so insecure she can’t have female friends) BUT they’d make a perfect pair - Botox filled, skinny, preying on women’s insecurities, growing less relevant every day, ‘hands off’ parents… they’re like twins! Kayla’s only got two kids (so far) to her two different fathers.. so a little catching up there to go…
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I know you haven’t had fillers or botox. I have the pictures from your 20’s and now this from your 30’s… no change in eyebrow arch no change in lips, no change in cheeks, alllll natural….

Jesus Christ… her face is ducked

 

[Trassidia]

The new CH line is gross, just discovered who Kelsey is - 3 million followers, I’ve definitely missed something.
I lived through the fluro, panel tit in the 80’s and watched it all go cheap with LJ a while ago. Yawn! It’s like the beige on brown on beige trend
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[theweeklyblowout]

The new CH line is gross, just discovered who Kelsey is - 3 million followers, I’ve definitely missed something.
I lived through the fluro, panel tit in the 80’s and watched it all go cheap with LJ a while ago. Yawn! It’s like the beige on brown on beige trend
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The reflective had me

 

[tc&co]

Yikes that powerbill !!

The power bill with NO air conditioning! Must be the dodgy dishwasher.
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She hasn’t indicated if it is quarterly or monthly bill though. Quarterly and using a tumble dryer will absolutely make it that much.

 

[Hiraani8]

Yikes that powerbill !!

It’s the pawl

 

[bekindbabygurlz]

I wonder what went through her mind in this photo, I’ll just pose here like a grasshopper (or gollum) eating an apple. Yep that’ll make me look real profesh

The new bio on her website is one big word salad. Who is actually going to read it ? is this the kind of copy that would attract new customers ? Am I just old & jaded ?

Word text over photo
“a believer in looking for the GLITTERin the small things like a stranger's smile or the beauty of a BUTTERFLY .

WEIRD RIGHT, for someone SOanalytically MINDED?

I love seeing the POLARITY and DEPTH inextremes, without LIGHT we simply would NOT know darkness"

 

[Trassidia]

The reflective had me

It’s just dumb tit for people with too much money

 

[bekindbabygurlz]

Soz guys. Definitely gollum
I think she just gets in awkward poses to make her little short legs look longer

I wonder what went through her mind in this photo, I’ll just pose here like a grasshopper (or gollum) eating an apple. Yep that’ll make me look real profesh

 

[Triceratops]

The new bio on her website is one big word salad. Who is actually going to read it ? is this the kind of copy that would attract new customers ? Am I just old & jaded ?

I'm PISSING
Modern day Betty Crocker? I mean..what!?
Betty Crock-of-tit, maybe.
Or Betty off her Rocker more like it.

 

[charliechap]

EXTRUH EXTRUH REALLY SMOL IN MY TRY ON HOL NEXT TO MY PAUL
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is this actually a trend right now? I don’t know anyone in their 30’s doing this. And secondly I’ve never seen loaf in jeans so how can she say she does it?

 

[MummaS22]

EXTRUH EXTRUH REALLY SMOL IN MY TRY ON HOL NEXT TO MY PAUL
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is this actually a trend right now? I don’t know anyone in their 30’s doing this. And secondly I’ve never seen loaf in jeans so how can she say she does it?

The Clen shakes are real this morning. If I was the owner of CH I would be furious at how she "styled" the jeans. They look hideous. She should of just left them out.

Unpopular opinion but I actually love the new collection- shame I'll never buy it because of her

 

[To be shaw to be shaw]

I’ve had to stop watching due to motion sickness

 

[crasyashybaby]

What on earth is wrong with her boob. Jesus! Just get them taken out loaf !!!

 

[Nosymum]

The folding over waistband of the jeans was awful what was she thinking!!

 

[tuckoffyourface]

The new bio on her website is one big word salad. Who is actually going to read it ? is this the kind of copy that would attract new customers ? Am I just old & jaded ?

Word text over photo
“a believer in looking for the GLITTERin the small things like a stranger's smile or the beauty of a BUTTERFLY .

WEIRD RIGHT, for someone SOanalytically MINDED?

I love seeing the POLARITY and DEPTH inextremes, without LIGHT we simply would NOT know darkness"

Yeah naaaa, that ain't it. I could read for about 2.1 seconds and then had to move on. I can't tell if it's amylou or this moron I hate most

 

[chaotic_unicorn]

She looks like absolutely trash in that CH collection I would not buy any of it from her recommendation. No normal person buying those cloths has a body like loaf and nor would they want it. She can't not wear regular clothes without it looking manly and hard.

All the pants look terrible and the crops are way to small for her she needs to size up more.

Love or hate it at least Kelsey looks amazing in them.