Sophie Guidolin #34

[teacosy]

The dots are from a ecg. Except she’s moved the tabs lower onto her munted webbed bits. Hypochondriac! I’m telling you, she craves attention. Next Belle Gibson for sure. I’ve had a ecg but never thought to take a picture and certainly never moved the tabs lower to get my bits in the pic!

This would just be standard ECG lead placement, with a little variation to accomodate the frankenboobs.

 

[tc&co]

Was/Is Loaf mates woth Kayla Itsines? She is back on the GC and in the CH fold too and must be besties with Kelsey Wells (whoever that is!) Haha so much competition

 

[Flourish&Fulfilled]

Was/Is Loaf mates woth Kayla Itsines? She is back on the GC and in the CH fold too and must be besties with Kelsey Wells (whoever that is!) Haha so much competition

Na she was friends with the other one I believe or friendly - she had a kid lol owns the James cosmetics brand with her partner I think

Emily Skye***
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someone needs to proof read her emails I swear…

ALSO she shut everyone down earlier for suggesting and asking but she’s now offering payment plans lolllllllllll. And has opened spots despite not having a working laptop lol all screams desperate times sounds like in your meeting today you were to to pull your head in before you go broke or become even more irrelevant hey

 

[chaotic_unicorn]

How fantastic does the Kelsey Wells CH collection look! I've been on CH ban while they keep loaf but this collection may sway me to purchase.

So much more creative and inspiring than the poo brown copy cat colours that have been done to death that loaf released. Plus Kelsey makes it look so much more exciting to her 3 million followers.

 

[Flourish&Fulfilled]

 

[tc&co]

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Shes been a busy boy today then hasn’t she.

 

[kearns legal letter]

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With how hard it seems to cancel, only an idiot would sign up to a 12 month plan on auto renewal.

 

[icthruBS]

Why the duck is with her head tilt and hair flicked over in all her rambling stories now .. she looks like an idiot . Oh wait … she is

 

[inrelationtoeverything]

I can hear her screaming (screeching) through this email

Na she was friends with the other one I believe or friendly - she had a kid lol owns the James cosmetics brand with her partner I think

Emily Skye***
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someone needs to proof read her emails I swear…

ALSO she shut everyone down earlier for suggesting and asking but she’s now offering payment plans lolllllllllll. And has opened spots despite not having a working laptop lol all screams desperate times sounds like in your meeting today you were to to pull your head in before you go broke or become even more irrelevant hey

 

[ilovethispagelol]

But still didn’t answer the question about Botox…

 

[tc&co]

Why the duck is with her head tilt and hair flicked over in all her rambling stories now .. she looks like an idiot . Oh wait … she is

What was that aahahahahaaa at the end of the vid about being single? Woah.

 

[sloafloaf]

View attachment 2695726But still didn’t answer the question about Botox…

I was about to say the same. Didn't even answer it could have been a simple yes or no but has to make like so is so transparent. Yeh you got them dissolved but they been refilled

 

[tc&co]

I know you haven’t had fillers or botox. I have the pictures from your 20’s and now this from your 30’s… no change in eyebrow arch no change in lips, no change in cheeks, alllll natural….

 

[tryharder]

Yesterday her happiest memory was “right now” (let’s forget the fact a memory must be in the past. If something is happening right now, it’s not a memory dummy). Less than 24 hours later she’s pretending this is a really hard month for her (exploiting the anniversary of pixie’s passing - at her hands) and now has a stutter again. Which is it loaf? What you said yesterday or what you’re saying now? Best of times or not?!

 

[influenzaaar]

Cleo Harper x Kelsey wells is sahh weird and dated, missed the mark on the fluro trend and why the throw back imitation phat pants with reflective straps anyhow carry on

 

[Someone44]

Hahhahha "I've had my fillers dissolved" Then why do you look like an alien loaf?!

 

[petty_cynical]

The new bio on her website is one big word salad. Who is actually going to read it ? is this the kind of copy that would attract new customers ? Am I just old & jaded ?

Word text over photo
“a believer in looking for the GLITTERin the small things like a stranger's smile or the beauty of a BUTTERFLY .

WEIRD RIGHT, for someone SOanalytically MINDED?

I love seeing the POLARITY and DEPTH inextremes, without LIGHT we simply would NOT know darkness"

 

[hippopananus]

The new bio on her website is one big word salad. Who is actually going to read it ? is this the kind of copy that would attract new customers ? Am I just old & jaded ?

Word text over photo
“a believer in looking for the GLITTERin the small things like a stranger's smile or the beauty of a BUTTERFLY .

WEIRD RIGHT, for someone SOanalytically MINDED?

I love seeing the POLARITY and DEPTH inextremes, without LIGHT we simply would NOT know darkness"

Hahahaha “My uNfiLtErEd life online” your life is so bleeping filtered loaf you might as well put the 1% in a folder and label it Valencia.
You wouldn’t know unfiltered life if you fell over and knocked your freebie veneers out.

 

[Baby Snark]

Definitely only a dash of raising her 4 kids, she's spot on there. Nothing hands on about her when it comes to parenting.

 

[msresearcher]

So unprofessionally written! She needs a good editor/proof reader, stat.