Sophie Guidolin #30 primping, posing, prancing, preening and prick teasing her way through life

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Has limited spots for the meal plans , has priority access as spots are limited . When asked how many she will accept “ I don’t know “…
Fuck me you idiot . You mean you will cap it once you have enough for a months botox ?
 
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I'm confused does making payment mean your not guaranteed a spot?
I was confused too. Did she say to get priority access you need to submit a payment and fill out a questionnaire. Then she’ll select applicants based on how quickly they’ve submitted payment.

But still no guarantee they’ll get a spot…
 
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She has obviously had a quick read of tattle and sent herself this question to answer . If you make payment you are guaranteed a spot but still doesn’t know how many spots there will be . Apparently it depends on how quick you send back your questionnaire and get it back so she can copy and paste a pre made meal plan and get it back to you then she will allow more people . It’s like watching the Benny Hill show .
 
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She hasn’t planned this at all - she’s all over the place and scatty AF - nothing about any of this makes ANY sense. It’s almost like she’s trying to convince herself that she’s an imposter clued up nutritionist
A dogs breakfast is better coordinated than this clusterfuck!!! “Going rogue” my ass, it’s more like a fucking acid trip when she’s in charge
 
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Poor little kid looks so downcast in this reel..
Yes she does, the poor little thing. That’s because she knows she and her sister are going to be housebound and not get to do any fun school holiday stuff like normal kids because her loosely termed “mother” is too busy hustling and admiring herself on her phone to bother being an actual present parent.
 
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So the “priority access” doesn’t actually give you priority to anything? I swear to god, this whole thing, which should be very basic and straightforward, is so bizarrely convoluted. I’m not sure whether she is this fucking dumb or if she is intentionally making this confusing and double talking so that she can rip people off. She keeps talking about limited spaces but refuses to tell you how limited. Can’t explain the process clearly (it’s not rocket science, bimbo), seems to be making this deliberately opaque. Says she might just arbitrarily decide to cut off access but won’t explain when or why that might be. Why would you want to give hundreds of dollars to someone so obviously incompetent and unprofessional? She is so fucking shady.
 

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The ending
 
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The IRONY. I’ve never seen someone who half-asses their way through life like this dickhead does.
She is literally on day 5 of generating 30/40 stories per day trying to explain a promotion she is running because she has half-assed it so badly that nobody understands what the fuck she is trying to do.

 
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So this is what she was working on weeks ago with her coding. This hasn't been a omg so many people asked me to do this, it's Planned, but let's make it out like it's a snap decision.
 
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So they aren’t custom( completed by her ) , she is doing what every other app does and just putting your details in and letting it generate a plan . She says it in her latest story .
 
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This meal plan thing is like fucking amateur hour! She can’t say how many spots are available? So at 7pm tonight when 30000 of her loyal followers all jump on and sign up to her meal plan, what’s she going to do?! She won’t be able to close it off quickly enough and once they’ve paid, they’re in. So is it really actually that time consuming to do the meal plans? From what I can see, all of the “work” that’s been done has been by some poor pleb who’s fed all of the recipe ingredients into an excel spreadsheet and it’ll simply be a case of entering their preferences/stats from the questionnaire and the spreadsheet will spit out the meal plan for her.
 
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You would honestly have to be an idiot to fork out money for this!!!!!!! If you are that stupid to then I don’t feel for you when you get ripped off! She has no idea what she’s doing.

Also, hate to break it to you but YOU announced this scheme of yours happening today AFTER Brisbane got into the GF (thanks for explaining what that stands for by the way ) so if you chose to ‘launch’ it today then don’t throw shade at Nathan for going to watch his team play!!
 
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I just can't listen to her lately, she makes me want to slap the shit out of her for all the dribble she talks about.
 
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