Hahahah if you really don't care, why are you bringing it up? Hey Loaf
Part Ape. Part Flamingo. Part Caterpillar
Thread title suggestion. Can we combine these!Full narcissist
Can I vote twice?Thread title suggestion. Can we combine these!
Part Ape. Part Flamingo. Part Caterpillar. Full Narcissist. Full mentorship.
‘Rub coke on my box’Woooow guys, you have absolutely blown my mind in relation to the Clear launch!!!! *Eye fucks self and plays with hair* Uuuuum did you know that 3 of the VIP launch items have sold out which means they are no longer avaylaBOOL. I didn't want to bore you in relation to the items which are avaylaBOOL and not avaylaBOOL uuuum because you'll be able to get them off Facebook Marketplace when my VIPs realise they literally can't wear a squat-proof shirt out of the house because there is no such thing. Note to self because I'm literally soooo busy: post stock levels to my story in one hour.
In relation to the weather today it's so beautiful, like my post chall-inge showjumping, that I literally cannot explain it. That's another one of my tips to be a millionaire - spend one hour with the sun on your skin and you'll have the best week and no social constructs will bring you down if you do that, baby girls it will literally help you create a life that you don't need a holiday from and you will turn into literal sunshine! Wooow that was a long sentence, it shows I can hold my breath for a long time hahaha, for the boys.
I also posed a question about why we say one thing (i.e. everything I say/write about my life) and why we then do something else (i.e. what my life actually, literally is). If you do that, you need to do this amazing chall-inge with exercise, recipes and the mindest. The love I have in relation to my life means that I never need a holiday because holidays are boring and just mask my true desire which is to rub coke on my box. No rest for this business babe, I'm so busy and I love love love love love it!!!! *Screeches*
Goodnight pixie angels, it's 7:45pm and I've just had my sleepy hot choc. See you when I wake up for millionaire hour and somehow still have 14 hours of sleep without waking up due to amazing sleep hygeine! Mwaah!
Part mathematicianThread title suggestion. Can we combine these!
Part Ape. Part Flamingo. Part Caterpillar. Full Narcissist. Full mentorship.
Thread title suggestion. Can we combine these!
Part Ape. Part Flamingo. Part Caterpillar. Full Narcissist. Full mentorship.
Sophie Guidolin #28: Loaf’s looking like a caterpillar, flamingo and an ape got put into a blender, and has a full mentorship available for the highest spender!Part mathematician
This one is also niceTriniti you are so bloody diplomatic
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New profile pic for anyone that wants in. What on earth is going on with that face?
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Much Ballet. Coordination about as on fleek as her eyebrows.
She’s now claiming that it’s the length of one those clear patches and it’s so sore she can’t bear to touch itBitch, what’s “mind blowing” is your ability to gaslight.
“My scars are underneath my bikini!” she wails indignantly.
That postage stamp you call a bikini just barely covers your labia. It’s impossible for it to also cover any giant, horribly keloided caesarean scaring with “a silicone patch across it” that you previously claimed was “quite a bit of scars” “all across my stomach”. If you don’t want anyone questioning your pathological lying then don’t put it out there to begin with. There is no reason to talk about surgery on your vag, FOR ANY REASON, you desperate attention whore.
Many, many….. many men have seen that facial expression on the Loaf, coming right at themThe brows. I can’t. I cannot.
She looks like a blowup dollThe brows. I can’t. I cannot.
She has no friends because she’s a cunt! Hi LoafHey Loaf , I see after you read tattle and the fact you were called out on your BOD challenge/ rip off you are now going to make the zoom calls LIVE. ( and all because you enjoyed it so much
funny how the words false advertising stop you self sabotaging and do what you promised .
funny how you are charging $400pp and were going to do the bare minimum
You funny !
Can’t wait for the story on how you were speaking to a friend on the phone and were discussing the zoom call and you had an epiphany so now that’s why you are going to do what you originally stated .
so many friends on the phone . All.the.time. yet none in person . Do these phone friends know of your conversations or is that why they never have names. Mmmmmm
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