Sophie Cachia #33 Can’t you see my best mates are meant to be, but their relationship has to be about me

[ActiveLies]

A 22 year should not be having year long relationships with divorcees with two children ten years their senior. It’s icky.

 

[mariah cachia]

Maddie - gorgeous new girlfriend, succeeding overseas

Sophie - …

 

[phonies]

@Limpy Love + @SophiaCarCrashia I’ve spun your brilliance into a thread suggestion:

Sophie Cachia #34 The Durry Queen of Tullamarine now has a chin peen

(Omitted due to length… to use while she’s licking the bean)

 

[Female Businesswoman]

Maybe off to Ballarat for Christmas with baby Soph’s family?
She’s young enough to still believe in Santa

 

[Sure…Media!]

For $116% dollarbucks you can get 1 of everything she’s had in the knobless front room for the last 18 months and the brown lab will have it packed for you in just as soon as he’s done backfilling the Cachia orders. Your package should arrive in 7even to 10 working days. Or 1 calendar month. Whatever comes first.

 

[thewambulancearrived]

I think it will be a basketballer. I thought something was up when she posted Sara Blicavs the other night: so transparent

Could be onto something

 

[savefloss]

It is usually around this time we Scum-lovers make some predictions about the year to come. If someone with more energy than I would enjoy going back to previous threads to verify if any of last year’s predictions came true, please feel free

I predict 2024 shall bring…
-1 failed engagement (again)
-2 kids who hate her
-3 sisters who disown her
-4 dumped sponsorships
5-more lesbian mummies girlfriends
-6 new styles of leopard pjs
-7 fire sales at Izuzu
-8 shitty photo shop jobs
-9 different footballs/ sports teams to support
-10 herald sun articles
-11 yawn videos/ stories a month
and
-12 pregnancy baiting/ alluding stories

 

[MaddogBusy]

Ahahahaha creepy old Chia. The three kids.

Maddie Mark 2 looks over it already.

She really does look about 15 years old and bored shitless. Poor kid

 

[sophiesgiantego]

Does anyone know who the little baby belongs to in Jord Cachias latest post? Jaryd and the kids are their and Connor too I think, but unsure who owns the baby?

The baby is Bob and Floss’s second cousin. Jaryd’s cousins baby.

I’m willing to put my house on this narrative coming from Soph in the wake of this predictable breakup: “I’m focusing on me, people are toxic, I give give give and have such a big heart and no one seems to appreciate it, I’m done with dating, this is the year I’ll focus on myself and my babies”

 

[shinebrightlikea…veneer]

yes. with boobs which look borrowed.

baby soph is just following the trend of the men’s Brownlow - heaps bought their mum this year and SVDH is just doing the same guys

 

[inbedtill2pm]

MG’s story feeling very direct at Scummy today.

 

[Sure…Media!]

And the paparazzi in a pear tree

 

[MankyKat]

Does anyone have the video of the Xmas speech she did a few years ago.

That was so funny, she is waffling away and the family is stuffing their faces ignoring her.

So a bit late to the party but here you go - enjoy . I found the Maria Chia video too but dont know whether to post it as it has F prancing around inappropriately.

 

[ChuppaChomps]

Nat Bass is just copying the world's first lesbian CEO!!

Next minute Soph sneaks into her DM’s, and the kids start singing lessons

 

[CreepTeeth]

If I had a young daughter that was in a relationship with a divorced, separated from an engagement, newly lesbian, "mother" of two (aka our gronk Sophia Chia) I would be absolutely mortified
Her family must be so concerned it looks so wrong and so predatory.
It's not as if Chia is a successful, accomplished person who conducts herself with respect and integrity. I would understand the attraction despite the age gap if that was the case.
She is a feral, desperate instagrammer.
I feel sick looking at them together.

 

[savefloss]

I love that she’s a) brown nosing Tammy Hembrow and b) thinking that their choices are both the same. Soph, you introduced new mummies to your children within weeks and then guilt tripped one of your exes because she left the country on a podcast. Keep ya fuckin mouth shut

I thought this was so hilarious. Florence is six years old and has had
-19 year old katherine
-Alanah kennedy
-Maddie
-Jarryd’s ex JJ
-new Sophie
And probably others I have forgotten or who have fleeted in and out before getting a mention on insta. All have been made out to her as though they are an equal parental figure. There’s no way that kid isn’t messed up.

 

[savefloss]

Calling someone else’s wife your soul mate is fucking weird as hell

 

[Limpy Love]

yes. with boobs which look borrowed.

Looks like @StickyTapeTits has paid a visit to the Tulla McMansion

 

[Vixien]

FFS the social media girl stuffed up again
Uppercase? Lowercase? Fuck it!

Out of all the lies she's told "limited stock" would have to be the biggest by far.

 

[ActiveLies]

Uh oh!
Happily married with a son and daughter and now with a woman
I thought this only ever happened to one human in the world

She’ll find some way to claim responsibility for this with a post welcoming her to ‘the club’ and being ‘so proud’ of this ‘beautiful human.’ If she’s feeling particularly generous, Nat might even be bestowed the title of ‘angel’.