Sophie Cachia #33 Can’t you see my best mates are meant to be, but their relationship has to be about me

[MankyKat]

I just did the quick maths and all of the products together, combined at their current discounted fire sale price don’t even equal $178.

It's the new WROKS package. I could buy everything on the website for less than the $178 bundle price. Includes free lipstick bundle and 15% off.

9 Piece Brush Set - $34.95
Liquid Illuminator 1 - $12.45
Liquid Illuminator 2 - $12.45
Bronzer Stick 1 - $12.45
Bronzer Stick 2 - $12.45
Blush Stick - $12.45
Lipstick Bundle - FREE with purchase
Lipliner Bundle - $19.95
Less Discount 15% - ($17.57)
Postage - $9.95

Tanoff - $14.95 (free post)
Crapchia Bags - $19.95 + $9.95? Postage

GRAND TOTAL - $154.38

Well done Chia

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I just noticed this on the Crapchia site too. WTF is GTS?

 

[ActiveLies]

Wayne Carey left North Melbourne in disgrace after being caught having sex with his teammate’s wife, he’s barely been welcomed back to the club even 20 years later, so how on earth would Bobby even know to celebrate or champion his onfield efforts from the 1990s?

His subsequent life has been an ongoing shit storm of controversy and shithouse behaviour from drug offences to glassing his gf and kicking a female police officer in the face. He has children to 3 different women I believe and was most recently fired from all media roles coz he was caught with a bag of Coke at Crown casino (which he claimed was crushed up anti inflammatories).

That Sophie must’ve gone out of her way to seek out the historical playing career of such a man is utterly disgusting and as said above, flies in the face of all her bullshit about loving women and women’s sport and equality in sports journalism etc. She’s a pathetic joke of a person.

And despite this, a Wayne Carey poster is still only the second most offensive thing adorning the walls of the Tulla tavern.

 

[Toilet toothbrush]

It’s 12 months since we were given this gift. Have a happy and a healthy all!

 

[hereforthelinkedpics]

BWAB3 has been unfollowed.

 

[AJAYA]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,
Don’t mind me, I’m just over here living my best Friday after this news. Delicious irony, I think it’s called.

Can we do polls in the middle of a thread? We need to do another sport-victim-based one. I’m gonna nominate someone from North Melb (make Bobby’s dreams come true then CRUSH them in a year’s time like usual) or maybe a cricketer?

It's just so confusing why her relationships fail, it's almost as if professional athletes in their 20's with no kids don't want to be tied down to a beastly bogan mum of 2 in Tullamarine

 

[phonies]

It’s time for another round of our favourite game! The winner gets 500 free Isuzu lipsticks, a swim in the freeway pool, some of Soph’s snot, 100L of fake tan so you’re ready to participate in a Cachia photoshoot, and a regifted Balenciaga bag that used to belong to BWAB2.

 

[Johnnygirl]

Its the year 2035 and Florence has released a book.
Titled, "And then there was her and her and her and her and her and her and then I turned 13."

 

[ActiveLies]

Being super annoyed at your prep child for not being completely organised in the morning while you’re yawning away, still in your pyjamas looking like a sloppy pig is a level of selfishness I cannot fathom. How bout you hop up, shower, get dressed for the day and set an example for your kid? Maybe find the missing drink bottle last night to save behaving like a grumpy cunt to your child in the morning?

 

[BecJudd]

"Hey Alexa, what's the definition of flogging a dead horse?"

.....

 

[ActiveLies]

So basically as soon as she went public, smuggly telling everyone how happy she was, spoke to the Herald Sun about enjoying things privately, posted a year’s worth of loved up photos, it’s over?! Coz fuck the implication of that is soooooo funny.

 

[savefloss]

lol not happy jans

The bogans have spoken Scummy. Give them their leopard print and nobody gets stabbed

 

[EthelPrenderghast]

Chia looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy, in Bali hunting for the kids’ new mummy

Thannewverymuch

I’ll be here all week.

 

[sophiesgiantego]

I’ve said it so many times before and I’ll keep saying it because, well, frankly I’m a cunt but there’s not a single decent looking child in that family

 

[OvercapitalisingQueen]

Expectation vs reality

 

[savefloss]

Floss is 7 today. Let’s see how many ways Sophie can make it about herself instead of her daughter

Exhibit A. Any psychs among us wish to unpack the narc in this one?

 

[savefloss]

Scummy sharing the wedding pics

 

[Vixien]

This has got me howling.

 

[MuchProfeshAthlete]

Thread suggestion:

Around goes the revolving door of Tulla. Bets are on if the next one through is a fulla.

 

[Bushpig81]

All their comments on each others posts are gone too which means they've blocked each other lol

 

[LadyBossCEO#1]

I don't understand why a 9 year old would want a Wayne Carey poster on their wall? Or why a mum would allow it considering he's openly admitted to cheating with a teammates wife, and been on DV, assault and drug charges.