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Kmart used to do a similar one but don’t think it’s current stockGuys I think I need some sort of intervention - I really want a Hudson hood but I just can’t stand her and don’t want to give her any of my money!
I rest my case!!She seems to have about 2,300 sets of 3 available for purchase!
Couldn’t even get a decent venue in Geelong! Best she could do was some micro distillery in Grovedale! I live here and have never heard of it.You’d better hurry because bookings are open for the book tour! Anyone want to car pool to the Sale event?
Much millionaire5hr financacae meeting… next min selling a ‘spare’ computer. Grim.
Yessss that's exactly what I was thinking of. Thank you!!!! AhahahahaDefinitely giving beetle juice head shrink vibes
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But they’ve got elastic waist bands and pocketsWhat! Is she now claiming that she invented hoodies? She is such a twit.
It's just so basic isn't it.She couldn’t pre record any bajama content and just have her social media ‘manager’ upload it? The laziness and lack of planning is outstanding. I don’t know why I still get surprised at this lol
i literally snorted at thatYou’ll never make it as my intern with an attitude like that... unless you like snuggles til midday!
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I’ll just leave this here
I want to punch that face so hard that her teeth fall out lolThanks for the new profile picView attachment 2169058
Ron Weasley ?? I thought J had him. Haven’t heard anything of him for ages . Do the kids still go to him alternate weekends ?Large black dog in the recent Instagram story???
I haven’t looked at Smophies page for months but her PA now has blonde hair? lol now she an just her type.What a healthy situationship we’re seeing
Showing my age here, what are #bopo?Equally annoying fuckwits. The #bopo community
Oh, without a doubt!What about me? Do I deserve a thread?
Yeah here too but she probably got the skinless ones.A ha, got it. Ours are covered in a red skin (mmm appetising). Thought it was a raw sausage
Can you post for us blocked peeps?!Hahahah oh I’m laughing so much at the DIY home made “Author tour” promo poster