Wow, Looks like the good people of Melbourne might be in for a pubckic holiday, a day of mourning - or a day for people to catch up on the Tattle Thread
Wow, Looks like the good people of Melbourne might be in for a pubckic holiday, a day of mourning - or a day for people to catch up on the Tattle ThreadThis had me howling
same as the permanent concreted in basketball ring in the front yard.... I'm sure the house was bought for that featureAlways the reminder, right there in front of her every single day.
Oh you captured it all perfectly!!!Statement from Sure Media:
“Apologies. We just got out of bed.
It’s with great rambling that we advise you, our lucrative leader has now taken the first steps to become a hasbian. Someone went down… and the tampon hit the fan.
Based on a probability of fluid sexuality and monogamy anti-ideology, we’re genuinely shocked that ‘blondie with the bun’ will now have to be recast because of something she probably did. How dare anyone play our own games against us!
While we are yet to determine what she did that was sooooo heinous, chances are she either forgot to send the kids a jersey from overseas or she got a post coital text from another woman, leapt out of bed and hailed a taxi to be with her true love. Speculate what you will. Sportsbet have shortened the odds in favour of the conjecture through Tattle.
Don’t worry about the dogs. We forgot who we left them with so unless they find their way home I guess they’re ok.
We won’t be changing Flossy’s name. That’s just silly. She was named after Florence Pugh (as a thank you for those fanny flutters) in the first place and we’re sticking to that story.
Break ups tend to score a higher algorithm than hostage-love so we’re looking forward to the sympathy. New PJs out this week. Just for something different, we’ve changed the pattern to cheetah.
We haven’t decided if we’re going to sell our dream home that we built especially for *insert name here*. Sadly we can’t move back to the former marital home either as it hit the market this week. Even our fallback is gone.
Anyway, garage sale at HQ next week. Lots of pre loved items at discounted prices.
Please respect our privacy… until the next podcast.”
Yes, Maddie needs to take her back & dump her a few more times just to make it even.I don't know guys, I know everyone predicted it. I mean I always thought they wouldn't last but I don't see this breakup lasting either. I have a feeling they will probably get back together, I don't know.
I'm tipping that monogamy, open relationships and threesomes can't all co-exist....despite what one party may have thoughtOk I’m calling it; Maddie was the one to end it with Sophie! That’s why she looked so unhappy inside in all her pictures with soph in Italy, she knew she had to do it. I think she finally had the guts to do it, and was decent enough to do it in person and then Sophie flew back earlier. But of course Sophie had to claim that she ended it. I think Maddie genuinely looked the happiest she has been in a while once she left for Italy.
I’ve been off Tattle a bit, is this you making an epic come back @Sure…Media! because you are a freaking geniusStatement from Sure Media:
“Apologies. We just got out of bed.
It’s with great rambling that we advise you, our lucrative leader has now taken the first steps to become a hasbian. Someone went down… and the tampon hit the fan.
Based on a probability of fluid sexuality and monogamy anti-ideology, we’re genuinely shocked that ‘blondie with the bun’ will now have to be recast because of something she probably did. How dare anyone play our own games against us!
While we are yet to determine what she did that was sooooo heinous, chances are she either forgot to send the kids a jersey from overseas or she got a post coital text from another woman, leapt out of bed and hailed a taxi to be with her true love. Speculate what you will. Sportsbet have shortened the odds in favour of the conjecture through Tattle.
Don’t worry about the dogs. We forgot who we left them with so unless they find their way home I guess they’re ok.
We won’t be changing Flossy’s name. That’s just silly. She was named after Florence Pugh (as a thank you for those fanny flutters) in the first place and we’re sticking to that story.
Break ups tend to score a higher algorithm than hostage-love so we’re looking forward to the sympathy. New PJs out this week. Just for something different, we’ve changed the pattern to cheetah.
We haven’t decided if we’re going to sell our dream home that we built especially for *insert name here*. Sadly we can’t move back to the former marital home either as it hit the market this week. Even our fallback is gone.
Anyway, garage sale at HQ next week. Lots of pre loved items at discounted prices.
Please respect our privacy… until the next podcast.”
Plenty of time now to CEO at her multiple million $ businesses.
God I hope not, there’s too many Italian snags and fish out there in the world for Mads to enjoy. Soph made it clear that she ain’t ‘sharing’ (awful word to use) Mads with anyone, so she made her choice.I don't know guys, I know everyone predicted it. I mean I always thought they wouldn't last but I don't see this breakup lasting either. I have a feeling they will probably get back together, I don't know.
I thought so...wonder if the dog gets dumped with all MG gear and car etc?Isn’t one of the snag dogs maddie’s?
can confirm x2 and that she thought they could work with/through it...Can confirm mads played up
Betty 2.0 had a nice ring to itWhile you’re changing bobs room, best change Florence’s name
who thought they could work through it? When did it happen?can confirm x2 and that she thought they could work with/through it...
ba bowwwwww
Crikey! I honestly think has been all a plan of Maddie’s all along. Fuck, I’d do the same.I thought so...wonder if the dog gets dumped with all MG gear and car etc?
can confirm x2 and that she thought they could work with/through it...
ba bowwwwww
I knew I should’ve kept reading before I posted the sameOooh good suggestion! Betty?
I heard she was bi...but the cheatee in Italy was a woman.was it with a male human being?
(I thought Madi was bi before getting with Soph or had straight relationships before…I could be wrong
Welcome back!! We were so sad when you left usStatement from Sure Media:
“Apologies. We just got out of bed.
It’s with great rambling that we advise you, our lucrative leader has now taken the first steps to become a hasbian. Someone went down… and the tampon hit the fan.
Based on a probability of fluid sexuality and monogamy anti-ideology, we’re genuinely shocked that ‘blondie with the bun’ will now have to be recast because of something she probably did. How dare anyone play our own games against us!
While we are yet to determine what she did that was sooooo heinous, chances are she either forgot to send the kids a jersey from overseas or she got a post coital text from another woman, leapt out of bed and hailed a taxi to be with her true love. Speculate what you will. Sportsbet have shortened the odds in favour of the conjecture through Tattle.
Don’t worry about the dogs. We forgot who we left them with so unless they find their way home I guess they’re ok.
We won’t be changing Flossy’s name. That’s just silly. She was named after Florence Pugh (as a thank you for those fanny flutters) in the first place and we’re sticking to that story.
Break ups tend to score a higher algorithm than hostage-love so we’re looking forward to the sympathy. New PJs out this week. Just for something different, we’ve changed the pattern to cheetah.
We haven’t decided if we’re going to sell our dream home that we built especially for *insert name here*. Sadly we can’t move back to the former marital home either as it hit the market this week. Even our fallback is gone.
Anyway, garage sale at HQ next week. Lots of pre loved items at discounted prices.
Please respect our privacy… until the next podcast.”
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