Sophie Cachia #10 One star book reviews, family & ex friends want to sue, soon it will be Sophie who?

[ThisGorjuzpiece]

That's polished concrete and just about the only part of the house she left in tact, which really shows her taste.
Mind you, I think it connects to laminated floorboards on two sides now.

It's hideous

 

[BeachBaby]

Did a deep dive....2021 (she escaped just before we hit lock down again)

I was referring to the calendar photo with a date for Perth and Hobart for the "tour". As someone else said it was probably a prop.

 

[MankyKat]

No I think in this instance Mummy's is correct, unless of course the girls in question have multiple Mummies like her kids.
But generally the girl has one mummy and the apostrophe denotes the possession of the lipstick.

Thanks for clarifying. There's no doubt that the best selling author just fluked getting this one correct

 

[Cheesecakelover]

Hey Soph your former bff isn’t really looking all that jealous. Amelia actual looks gorgeous and happy.

Love this !!! She is gorgeous, inside and out

 

[Chloe___girl]

Has anyone listened to the ladies we need to talk podcast episode titled "LiLLs lesbians later in life" our tallest female lesbian CEO wasn't interviewed, she must have missed the call out!

 

[babybuns88]

Is anyone here a hairdresser? If she's trying to go back dark I wonder how well that will go. I went through a fried blonde stage and my hairdresser said she couldn't put colour back into damaged blonde hair

 

[Broken Veneers]

So does the dining area flow from the kitchen?

Unless she's changed the floor plan, yes

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[Needsarealjob]

I guess it depends what area. I am bayside so 900k could be a bargain townhouse over here. Regardless, she ain’t no Kylie Jenner.

But Bayside is never going to be entry level, let's face it

 

[Broken Veneers]

I have pcos and know when my period is coming give or take a day or two. Not that I believe she has pcos, but it’s not impossible to have a somewhat regular cycle especially if you’re on birth control (not Sophie) or trying for a baby (possibly on ovulation stimulation meds?)

I was thinking that too - stimming her ovaries and maybe an Intrauterine insemination coming up. She probably doesn't need full IVF at this stage.

 

[everybodypoops]

How gross is it gonna be this time… or did she finally wake up to herself? Surely she has to commit to the fried blonde hair for her glamorous international book tour?

 

[pixie spotty]

Does the mansion have curtains? Lol. Has she moved in without curtains/blinds?

 

[makeitstop]

Unless she's changed the floor plan, yes

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Oh good lord

 

[BecJudd]

Has anyone read Idol, I’ve just ordered it as it’s meant to be really good…
Reading the synopsis now made me think about old mate…


Definitely on Good Reads… here are the reviews as of about 2 mins ago for your reading pleasure!

Have you been influenced by Clem Ford too?I was going to track it down at the library.

 

[skratcha]

Lil Dick = jarryd

 

[screenfreelookatme]

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Sophie Cachia #11 Mausoleum house, no business nous, will she ever marry her second choice spouse?

Welcome to thread #11 for the not-so-young mummy Sophie Cachia! Huge congratulations to @svpotatochips for the winning thread title! I hope you don’t think this is weird, but I’ve painted a huge portrait of your vulva to hang over your dining table as your prize. It’s in the mail. Re-posting...

tattle.life

 

[Broken Veneers]

Oh good lord

I'll delete it now you've seen it

 

[Limpy Love]

Probably dumping the kids with jaryd for the school holidays that start in 4 1/2 weeks. One of the women going with her is her PA?

Yes, yes and YES!

 

[Crusty old raisins]

Honestly that whole black diamond engagement and wedding set is just hideous. And not the diamond - I think dark coloured stones can be beautiful. It's just so big and bulky and showy! No one needs anything that size on their fingers.

And I do feel similar about extreme OTT white diamonds (AKA Kardashian showy 100 carat rings) its unnecessary.

Remember her second ring Jaryd had made and surprised her with on her wedding day?

 

[BecJudd]

Thread recap:

Due to the delays of the reveal of the mausoleum we’ve struggled to write our latest summary. As our idol was of no fixed address all this time we… Hopefully we’ve covered all bases.

The Pillow Princess of Pascoe Vale put us through a pyjama party for no real purpose. There was snacks and a movie, but no real correlation between the book release and pyjamas. What was the movie? The Neverending Story? 50 Shade of Grey? Step Mom? We think she’s trying to tell us something, but the best we can come up with is Jaryd is Susan Sarandon. Maybe Thelma and Louise would have been a better choice given all the references to law and disorder.

The Super Sexual Strathmore Sista knows her demographic well. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. So much so that none of the attendees realised she’s exactly the reason why their high school experience sucked. She’s not your friend and is only talking to you because of a perceived social and economic gain. But she’s always open to lunch with new friends. #algorithm

The Essendon Ego showed us why dinner parties with school friends suck when you have nothing in common to talk about. She reminded us of how important it is to #beyou authentically, unless you’re someone she has no interest in. At dinner parties it’s never ok to talk diamonds over dessert, only labias over lunch. June Dally-Watkins taught us that in deportment school. For someone emotionally gay, she spends all her time up the boys end of the table.

Tickets from Tullamarine taught us that feminism is great, unless it’s for other females. MummaG, who raised 4 girls & is hands on with 12 grandkids, supported her husband’s career and works, just doesn’t love old mate enough. The same old mate that preaches self care & enjoys time away to fulfill her pursuits whilst co parenting with the assistance of the EA and in-laws. She thinks irony is something you do to you husband’s wrinkly shirt. Probably why she doesn’t get it. We light a candle for MummaG and say a little prayer for the ultimate working mum. We don’t blame you.

The Aberfeldie Author launched her book tour. Throngs of people crowded the shopping centres… to go about their usual business. Walking idly by, unaware they were in the presence of greatness these poor unmotivated people missed getting their next door stopper signed. Sadly, a couple of babies were tormented in the process but we’re relieved to say Soph’s diversionary tactics saved them from an incidental photoshoot with the next potential leader of our country.

The Norwood Know-It-All knows when her (automated) mortgage payment is due, but not when to order a cake for her kid’s birthdays or when it’s a pupil free day. Must have also missed the memo about the parent info night on Bodysafe at school. Consent, learning correct anatomy, safety and enjoyment are the keys to happiness, not setting a goal to gobble the whole footy team. More is not always more.

The Bendigo Bewilderment & Bookphobia hosted a q&a with some other woman who probably needed her own therapy forum. The current flame got to come along, despite ranking no more than an ‘ensemble’ role in the book. She cried. We all felt uncomfortable so sent the tapes to the FBI to decipher any sign of code communication. Initial reports from Quantico have us believe she’s blinking in Morse code. A multi agency extraction is being considered. We’ll ask the SWOT team to kindly not park across the footpath when they barge in.

Rescue attempt at the other gossip forum proved fruitful and we were able to free more stragglers. We came back for you because we loved so hard. #notspon Your Balenciaga is on its way.

Brilliantly written.

 

[Vixien]

They weren’t even invited. They just tagged themselves at the installation. How embarrassing

Lolll what?!