Sophie Cachia #10 One star book reviews, family & ex friends want to sue, soon it will be Sophie who?

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The vases are cremation urns for all the friendships shes burned
Well, she’s living in a mausoleum…

aw sorry! I was too quick to post! You beat me to it and are far funnier!
 
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So that fugly rug suits her house aesthetic, there is a chaotic mish mash of “decor” on every surface and she needed the pantry chick to arrange her “bar” (by lining up bottles and glasses? In a boring order?) but the cocktail shaker Maddie was gifted couldn’t go on the shelf? And now she’s begging for a free/willing to work mates rates for a shout out videographer last minute? Isn’t her super power organisational brain a reason she needed to leave her marriage? Sophie is a grade a c*£^.
 
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That bar is deadset ugly. It reminds of the one my nanny had when I was about 10 in the 80’s and we would play pretend bar and I would pour my nanny a baileys ( she was Irish )
 
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She does realise she is no pretty face so wonder why she filters with the PERFECT 365 app all the lovely fake features of eyelashes, contours, bigger lips , enhanced skin tone that the app offers just to impress that she is some glamazon. Just live with the fact that you are a bogan. Always was, always will be. Just take a look at Bobby he has a bogan head. Can’t escape it.
 

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The vases are cremation urns for all the friendships shes burned
Dayyyyyymmmm the shaaaaade

Amazing

Also Betty looking happy (again) at having the phone shoved in her face for content
 
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"Am I in the position to comit to another person the life of a child?"

LOL at her telling us it was aggressively edited but this actual sentence remains. With all her hyphens, three dots, wrong placed commas, the one place she probably should have shoved one of those in, she didn't? Jesus.
 

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What's with the power point on the wall inside the "bar"? What is she going to plug in there?



Dayyyyyymmmm the shaaaaade

Amazing

Also Betty looking happy (again) at having the phone shoved in her face for content
If she uploaded that in real time, her kids were about to go to bed at 9:30pm???
 
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I just finished reading Idol, now there's a book we can all get behind.
 
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Is she the only person who actually has a PA at all these events....beyond embarrasing the tag along friend because she knows everyone in the room hates her.
The shoutout on a Thursday night for a videographer classic scumbag behaviour - sack your fucking professional event coordinator now and refund everyone $60 because this circus is a piss take.
 
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Laughing at Sophie always banging on about turning down numerous event invitations yet she attends a CHEMIST WAREHOUSE one.
Maybe she is trying to get them to sell her Isuzu products there. Shouldn’t be too hard for them to find some shelf space for 3 lipsticks.
 
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Omg I’m so jealous!!! I too want:
1. Fried orange hair
2. No friends
3. ugly house with morbid interiors
4. Family who presumably don’t talk to me
5. No fashion sense or style
6. Fake relationship with my fiancé
7. A failing cosmetic bizznesss
8. Baby daddy who isn’t doing everything I say anymore
9. A fiction book outlining all of my enemies.
10. The most perfect feminine lesbian sexual labia and vulva EVER

How do I go about getting all this? Soooooo jealous
 
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I have PCOS and get regular periods. Mood changes can indicate you're getting your period too. I turn into a bitch
Yep, my husband says I have a reliable mood swing routine in the 4-5 days before my period. I get irrationally mad about something trivial, I get "so horny it doesn't make sense" his words and surprised Ms Sophie has never talked about something similar, and then I have a big cry about something. A day or 2 after the big cry my period will start. It night be 28 or almost 40 days between but there are warning signs for women with PCOS it's that time!

But then again Sophie is just sooo intuitive with the female body she just KNOWS
 
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Why is it still saying I can purchase 10 tickets to her Bendigo waste of time if yesterday arvo there were only 8 left??
 
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Did she upload the “I lost ten kilos in 2 weeks by smoking” video just so she could insert heavily edited glamour pics of herself looking skinny?
The aim of that chapter is obviously to induce sympathy, but all I can think of is her poor kids. What a selfish dick head of a mother they have
 
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“Clinging to life” FFS.

@gosh - you’re a lying, delusional, egotistical piece of work. No wonder your friends and family are abandoning you in droves.
 
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"My anxiety was rife"

Hon that's not how you use the word rife...
 
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