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This is harsh but honestly they are the most scummy parents! Cba to arrange their own childrens birthday party.
2/2 of his birthdays have been arranged by Nana Fran. That’s fine, it’s lovely his Nan wants to make his birthday nice. If it was me I’d want to arrange my own for my own child.
If Barney was a girl then Sophie would have been arranging the party. Pastel pink and lilac balloons, princess cake, princess dress etc etc. joint photoshoot. THEY DO NOT GIVE A tit.
2/2 of his birthdays have been arranged by Nana Fran. That’s fine, it’s lovely his Nan wants to make his birthday nice. If it was me I’d want to arrange my own for my own child.
If Barney was a girl then Sophie would have been arranging the party. Pastel pink and lilac balloons, princess cake, princess dress etc etc. joint photoshoot. THEY DO NOT GIVE A tit.
I think the party looked fab, it wasn't Sophs asthetic at all. 
fantastic, as above she absolutely would have arranged a pink party with everything from John Lewis or wherever with everything coordinated if she had a girl how sad is that. They also don't ever spend that long with Daves family do they I thought they said extended break I wouldn't count 3 nights as an extended break. Esp as they have not got any work to come back to. I assume Chip is the one having an extended break
fantastic, as above she absolutely would have arranged a pink party with everything from John Lewis or wherever with everything coordinated if she had a girl how sad is that. They also don't ever spend that long with Daves family do they I thought they said extended break I wouldn't count 3 nights as an extended break. Esp as they have not got any work to come back to. I assume Chip is the one having an extended break
Exactly this!! My son for his first birthday I had a family tea party, for his second I sent cake into his nursery so he could have a party with his little pals, by his third we had moved back to my home so had it with his cousins…after that as his is in August I tended to have our foreign holiday arranged at that time and would have a lovely meal out and cake as he preferred that and he didn’t want parties (he’s not a centre of attention person at all, much like me) and he will become a teen next month while we are away in Orlando.
She really doesn’t give a rats ass about that child!
COULDN'T AGREE MORE WITH THIS POST!!!! Bang on the mark
no way has Dave lost all the weight he claims to have, his clothes are skin tight as he passes Barney the birthday cake and when he kneels down his tits do a mexican wave
Which is why it hasn't made the grid. Until she sees thisI think the party looked fab, it wasn't Sophs asthetic at all.
Haha yeah she was quick enough to post several pics of Penelope’s first birthday with the plain white bouncy castle in the backgroundI think the party looked fab, it wasn't Sophs asthetic at all.
Yeh it was a lovely part and the cake that his cousins helped make was lovely! As others have said it hasn’t made it to her Instagram page cos it doesn’t fit her aesthetic.
I hope they showed how grateful they were to his Nana. Doubt it though.
I hope they showed how grateful they were to his Nana. Doubt it though.
Dave slapping Barneys hand away from the cake. It’s his bloody cake you fat duck!
This is why I really don’t like Dave or feel sorry for him, he is so heavy handed with Barney and clearly has a temper.
They pin barneys arms down so much they may as well just put him in a straitjacket and forget about pretending they care
I appreciate its not normal to be so irritated by a low ponytail but fuccckkkiiing hellllll
Didnt he do that because there were lit candles?
I wondered that as well but because it's Dave I always like to assume the worst.
"Gey ya, fookin' greedy little hands off my cake, Borney Bear!"
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see in that video of borney eating the crisps why is she focusing the camera on her own hideous face? i noticed her sister ratbags done the exact same pose months ago on her insta so there is no end to her copying this sister, how fcking sad is she. She cares fck nothing for Barney, all that hugging him with the stupid soppy music in the background looks fake as hell, and it's so obvious she's been reading these posts 
comparing the weather for Paris. I bet dave's family secretly hate the bleep 
comparing the weather for Paris. I bet dave's family secretly hate the bleep 
Can anyone please post the screenshots of the party pics they find?
yeahI wondered that as well but because it's Dave I always like to assume the worst.
"Gey ya, fookin' greedy little hands off my cake, Borney Bear!"
yeah it's because he looks like dave
poor barney, he just looks repulsive when he eats and he certainly loves his food, cramming it into his mouth like his greedy father. I can picture mommy dearest feeding him up on junk food so he's nice and plump just like her morbidly obese 'husband'
Whether people think Barneys cute or not is whatever but the way his parents treat him is absolutely disgusting and my heart breaks for him. Soph had gender disappointment that’s not unusual but treating a child with such contempt is horrendous, poor Barney, he did nothing to deserve those two as parents 
They are going to have a HIDEOUS time in DLP next week (if they go) if it truly is still going to be high 30s. Not just for Dave's under-tit sweat but poor wee Barney having to deal with that. I assume Soaf and Oaf will be too giddy and caught up in their own MAGICK to make sure he's under shade/hydrated/having plenty of naps etc
eta - I'm playing catch up so sorry if it's been covered before
eta - I'm playing catch up so sorry if it's been covered before
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