Sophie and Dave #50 weeks off a year

[Jess89]

Seeing as the day is almost upon us, shall we have a vote?
Question: Are they going to Disneyland Paris this week?!

for yes
for no


Edited: I’m going with no

 

[EIC]

Sophie and dave update since the last thread:

















thank you for reading

 

[daveybrownsburiedpeen]

Without seeing the picture I'd never have believed it. But here it is, concrete proof they're in Paris. Good on you guys for telling the truth this whole time.

 

[Pennyviolet]

And the excuses begin lol!

 

[Barbie2020]

This is harsh but honestly they are the most scummy parents! Cba to arrange their own childrens birthday party.

2/2 of his birthdays have been arranged by Nana Fran. That’s fine, it’s lovely his Nan wants to make his birthday nice. If it was me I’d want to arrange my own for my own child.

If Barney was a girl then Sophie would have been arranging the party. Pastel pink and lilac balloons, princess cake, princess dress etc etc. joint photoshoot. THEY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT.

 

[summer099]

OH MY GOD. THEY TRICKED US ALL..... THEY ARE THERE!!!!!

 

[deejvillage]

Time for some stats, as I haven't done any in ages and I'm bored!

I was thinking how many posts 50 threads is on tattle. So...

Each page is 20 posts
I would say we average 52 pages per thread.

So all in all 52,000 posts

Now for Soaf and Dave to actually have the same interaction on youtube they would have to have on average 80 comments per video

BUT the tattle threads didn't start until May 2019. So taking their videos from the start of Disney which was May 2019 they would have to average 140 comments per video to have the same interaction as Tattle

TLDR: Tattle has more interaction than their actual channel!! Well done everyone

 

[Toad in the Hole]

In fairness it’s plausible it might not go ahead - am finding it hard to believe her though as she’s not said what date they’re going nor where they’re flying from!

They live 45 minutes from Manchester airport, 60 min from Liverpool airport, but they definitely booked to fly from Luton airport as it had the added benefits of being a 120min drive and has melting runways x

 

[Lala22]

Shall we all have a little competition to title the cancelling vlog they will upload using their beloved stupid click bait titles.I’ll go first:

“CANCELLING DISNEY- IS DAVE TOO FAT FOR THIS WEATHER??”

 

[summer099]

she has aged like MILK!!!!!!!!

 

[Donald73]

Recap:

they’ve done fuck all.

they’ve been fucking nowhere.

they’ve put up one video in the last million months.

Another ‘booked’ holiday has been and gone in June…apparently they’re going in July but we won’t hold our collective breath.

Oh and Dave has now got a Pumpkinfit hoody which he squeezed himself into in Primark, broke all the stitching probably so bought it. Soph didn’t like it so maybe he’s got some balls after all…

 

[silversequins]

Well since she’s gonna be sat in the beige bungalow feeling SO smug that she can rub it in our faces that actually she went to DLP (granted it was for one day and she looks haggard AF).

I’m going to pee on her parade and announce I am pregnant with a BABY GIRL!!! soz Soph hun. Xoxoxoxoxo

I would also like to add I would have been happy with a girl or a boy because I’m a normal human and I’m going to love this tiny little person regardless of their hair colour, eye colour or anything else for that matter.

 

[Aaaaaaaaa12]

Oh dear lordy, I would not want to go to disneyland paris in the next 10 days ...

It’s okay because they went shopping for DLP and Dave got himself two hoodies, so he’s absolutely sorted for the weather

 

[lauren119966]

More bullshit

 

[Supern0va]

Dave, are you trying to have a poo? Are you constipated?

He looks like the caterpillar out of Bugs life...

 

[disneys]

Well they actually went to DLP

I look forward to the 11 minute vlog in 2023

 

[Gem_woody]

Sophie and Dave #51 Fuck me, they're in DLP!

 

[EleanorRigby]

While we're talking about their rather odd asexual relationship, remember when Soaf had her first scan and Dave said "Oh wow is that what your stomach looks like" when she was getting the gel applied. That confirmed that he's never seen her naked.

 

[Troyston30]

Some scenarios.

1. They haven't been and aren't going - Very likely
2. Somehow they are there now but for some inexplicable reason have gone dark and are choosing not to instagram it - implausible
3. They travel tomorrow having chosen to go during what will probably be the busiest weekend in DLPs 30 year history with a 2 year old toddler - fucking batshit crazy
4. A convenient excuse has meant they are 'devastated' to not go. But in an amazing turn of events a French castmember called Pierre remembered Sophie from her Barnstormer days and has personally contacted Bob Chapek who has managed to rearrange the entire holiday for August....sometime.....maybe - Probable

 

[summer099]

I'm sorry, but I workout everyday. I am so active. I am a single Mother, I work mon-fri, I go gym 5 days a week, I walk our dog for an hour every day (sometimes more) and I'm sorry... But I hit around 14-15k steps most days. BUT IN THE HEATWAVE??!?!?!?!?!?!! Walking upstairs I felt like I was dying!!!! I booked these 2 days off work soon as we found out. And I barely made 800 steps each of the last 2 days. Me and my son have been sitting down in the dark on the sofa with fans on us 24/7 watching tv. I just got up to make us food etc. How is an morbidly OBESE man hitting more steps than most humans IN 40 DEGREE HEAT??!?!?! DOESN'T ADD UP!!!!!!