I can't believe he can't get it into his head in this scenario he's gonna have to make a choice, his family or his dream job. I can't blame Soaf for not wanting to leave Cheshire, as I myself will never leave my hometown. He's gonna have to suck it up and get a job that puts on food on the table at home, like nearly everyone else on this earth!
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Well it’s about 2.5 hours each way on the train, so that’s 5 hours plus commute time in London which will probably be best part of at least 30 mins. So 6 hours there and back that is pretty much a days worth of travel.
Look at it realistically, he would almost certainly have to travel on a Sunday or during the week as Fri & Sat are prime time. So let’s say Sunday, leaves his flat at 9:30am he will be in Cheshire at around 12:00pm. 6-8 hours with Barney before bed and then another 6-8 hours the next day before going back.
The big problem with my statement above is that West End actors typically work 6 days a week for around 12 weeks before having a break. So when would he get the chance to see Barney?
They also typically get paid £700 per week unless you are a star (can earn more for understudy). Fares to home is at least £60 one way, so let’s say £90 return. So £700 minus tax (assume 20%) is £560 take home, minus £90 fare £470 left. Studio rental in Paddington £280.
A grand total of £190 a week left for food and bills and the beige rent. Now ask yourself this is it really worth it to do this, to only see your son and wife a maximum of a day a week for pittance just so you can act on the stage again? This is what they should be doing at their age and time of life, weighing up all the pros and cons, mind you Dave isn’t very good at weighing anything!!
Minus a further 10-12% for agents fees!
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Minus another 200% for Dave’s food and toilet seats !
He's so delusional. Provide for your son instead!!
Each time he travels for a audition it will be at least £100 in fares, often much more. That's money that could be supporting his family.
He is probably hoping for a job in London to get away from soaf most of the week!
I can’t believe he keeps going for these auditions when he’s always unsuccessful. My confidence would be shattered.
Let's see if she actually does this q and a
Wonder if she will answer any questions about DLP
Wonder if she will answer any questions about DLP
I am not convinced its not an old or stock picture to lay the seeds of why there is no DLP trip cos as we know Dave aint fitting on these rides and not sure they have the funds, they were really awkward talking about it on the slog. It will be ‘we have to wait in case Dave gets this role’ unless its humpty dumpty or the jolly green giant with his own sproutfit, I cant see there being a queue to cast him
I’m married to @daveybrownsburiedpeen IRL (couples that tattle together and all that) and we were saying the other day that dave at his size is a distraction. If you’re watching a show with Dave in for example, you’re more distracted about how massive he is. I can’t see anyone hiring him even for the fat guy roles.
The best sentence on this thread tbh
Sorry, no idea who you are
This peen shall remain buried in Dave's substantial fat rollsThis is the problem though there are thousands of actors and only a handful of roles. Unless they are looking for a specific position of fat and ginger he’s going to be turned down more times than he can eat McDonalds meals!
First marital spat on tattle brewingSorry, no idea who you are
I literally had no idea for months either! we spoke about something to do with a vlog and then literally 5 minutes later it was word for word on tattle and I shouted “ARE YOU DAVEY BROWNS BURIED PEEN?” from the living roomThe best sentence on this thread tbh
Hahahaha no way!! AmazingI literally had no idea for months either! we spoke about something to do with a vlog and then literally 5 minutes later it was word for word on tattle and I shouted “ARE YOU DAVEY BROWNS BURIED PEEN?” from the living room
This is the best thing I've ever read on this siteI literally had no idea for months either! we spoke about something to do with a vlog and then literally 5 minutes later it was word for word on tattle and I shouted “ARE YOU DAVEY BROWNS BURIED PEEN?” from the living room
I don’t write here very often but just have to say the newest vlog has another BIG CHANGES title. I don’t know any other vlogger that goes on so much about CHANGES/CHANGING.
Sophie, doubt you even change your dog haired covered bedding.
Sophie, doubt you even change your dog haired covered bedding.
please make this into a thread title hahaSorry, no idea who you are
Sophie and Dave #49 This peen shall remain buried in Dave's substantial fat rolls.
FOR @daveybrownsburiedpeen not mine!!!
I can't believe we have had a married couple amongst us this whole time!!!
So what do we think dave is auditioning for?
So what do we think dave is auditioning for?
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