HOORAY! We’re nearly at the big 4-0 !! Love the title
Brilliant recap as always @disneys but can you edit the to make it “Penny’s christening“ please (i get awfully superstitious) thanksHOORAY! We’re nearly at the big 4-0 !! Love the title
What’s been happening in the beige bungalow ?
- after an absence due to “illness” , Dave has been back in the GEM and showing off his “progress” with lots of reels , including one of him in a silly outfit dancing around !
- Barney is the baby with the most bloody teeth in the world - is he secretly a shark ? He seems to be teething every other week … when it suits his mummy not to do any work !!
- Soaf is launching a coaching programme , yes that’s right , the lady who cannot stick to anything , constantly breaks promises , fleeces her viewers , hasn’t grown her channel in years , who’s views are getting less and less every week is going to charge people MONEY (yes , English pounds !!) to listen to her advice on becoming a YouTuber …… ok thenthe audacity of her to charge people for her advice when she doesn’t take it herself !!!
- this coaching malarkey ISNT her secret business , that is something else and is coming in October
- they just cannot stick to an upload schedule - it’s Thursday as I’m writing this and they’ve managed to upload once and it was a shitty honeymoon reaction video
- Soaf has gone into the manic stage of her cycle (following a prolonged absence) and has been posting lots of weird reels including one of her in her bra in the kitchen
- she’s promised more reels but she promises a lot !
- they went a bit crazy because the US open their border in November which means the Disney trip is very likely… we have a feeling that they may have come into some money from a grandad dying - ratbags mentioned it on her stories that their grandad wasn’t at penny’s funeral because he died a few months ago and Soaf’s sisters have been buying designer bags … we think Soaf booked the Disney trip after he passed in July knowing she’d come into some money , I hope grandad Soaf didn’t think his daughters would use it on something sensible like a house deposit because it looks like they’ve all spaffed it up the wall
- Chip ate some glass … anything to get away from Soaf & Oaf , huh Chop ??
- Barney and Chip are now known as Banners and Chop !
could he not wipe his nose before posting that ?Hahahahahaha
OH MY GOD I GOT A TATTLE TINGO
I said yesterday she would change her Instagram bio soon. It comes with her manic cycle!!!
Soon fucking DITCHED ‘house of boys’ didn’t she
Also, nice to see Dave supporting Yaz and Ash (Magical / Tragic day apparel) by wearing their jumper!
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Haha for once I’m so glad she’s blocked me cos I don’t have to see this dravel. So thanks for blocking me Soph, you’ve saved my precious soul!!View attachment 787714
spot the difference 2.0
seriously, how precious our time is on this planet and this is how people choose to spend italthough, we all know she has no care for spending anything
Loving their dog an inappropriate amount? Fleecing the flamily. Not uploading to schedule?They never commit to anything. Let's flip it on it's head, can anyone name something they HAVE been able to stick to!?
Well of course dave was gonna continue wearing their stuff, he has a very minimal amount of clothes that can actually fit his 'gainzzzz'Also, nice to see Dave supporting Yaz and Ash (Magical / Tragic day apparel) by wearing their jumper!
Yeah definitely! Only ever seem to stick with things that involve them scamming into receiving a good amount of money without them actually earning it…Loving their dog an inappropriate amount? Fleecing the flamily. Not uploading to schedule?
Daves done fantastic at sticking food in his mouth, does that count?They never commit to anything. Let's flip it on it's head, can anyone name something they HAVE been able to stick to!?
3)Banners is now on his fifth set of teeth.1) Dave has kept up his energy drink addiction.
2) Soaf has kept up her 'wear, make an affiliate link and return' hobby up.
And finally, the did promise good Winsor / Legoland content. Which they did deliver on. It was good but for all the wrong reason! Good for us to be like WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.
Their unhealthy obsession with Disney and sticking poor Barney in front of Frozen over and over again. I mean I get we all have hobbies and I loved Disney World when I went as a child, but their absolute obsession with it as adults is just so CRINGE! But yeah, at least it's something they've stuck to from the beginningThey never commit to anything. Let's flip it on it's head, can anyone name something they HAVE been able to stick to!?
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