This is exactly it. Who wants to see new parents fail? Absoloutely nobody. Being a parent requires you to have the ability to put someone else completely before yourself and not everyone can.
To be making these kinds of chaotic decisions in their 30’s is worrying. They chose to have a baby, chose to leave their home and chose to quit their jobs. They thought they could milk the new baby content and people would lap it up but no, because somehow Soaf and Dave you have attracted a strange mix of Disney fans and dog obsessed weirdos.
The PO BOX was so telling.
If they were REAL, I’d be so supportive. But they aren’t. She’s ordering shit left right and centre from stuck up brands that real parents wouldn’t waste their money on, he’s spending thousands on getting fit but can’t seem to understand he has a massive binge eating disorder that is only being exasperated by his new ‘fitness plan’.
And whilst Mummy and Daddy are busy worrying about their image and prancing around half naked on the Internet, Barney is left out. No focused play. No activities that are baby focused. And now lockdown can’t be their excuse so what’s next?!
EDIT - They are Saccone Joly wannabes - where they are both at home making millions of pounds, where the children are cared for by nannies and exploited on the internet