StreakyBacon
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Imagine that other chap is also a geocacher and they're both gonna duel it out for the first one to leave ![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
He asked someone once how their partner was and they said “we split up didn’t we” and he said “I know you did, I didn’t know if you had someone new”I bet you he has a notepad with every fact written down about each of his 'fans' so he appears like a nice guy. Studies it each night lol its very weird behaviour but he thinks it makes him look nice and people fall for him being so caringhe'll remember to ask about partners cause he'll have sussed put who's available and who's not with everyone.he's probably hoping you announce "aw no we've split up" and he can move you in his notepad to a new section.
His voice totally changes when guys come in his live. He's so obvious and transparent it's cringey![]()
Do you notice as well that he only speaks to guys like that when his comments are off.This is a random one but I don't think it's been covered.
Paul, why are you so obsessed other mens dick sizes mate?
The fact you probably have flaps or a mushroom for yours makes it more laughable.
You try and intimidate any man that hops on your lives and take the piss.
Is that the reason you don't come out ya room/bathroom unless you're going away to see a young girl?
You'd get knocked the fuck out.
PS mines bigger.
hahahaha drowning couldn’t be any less of an irrational fear.Paranoid? About falling asleep and drowning in a tub full of water. How is that irrational turbo love? Not the sharpest tool in the box are you![]()