Snapshoteye #20

[nurseren]

Piglets and Hamlets, pack your stripes pyjamas and post your best Paul face for your mugshot, ITS A TATTLE ROAD TRIP TO PRISON!

previously, on Law and Order - Special Paul Unit BONG BONG

Paul revealed in a live that his “meetings” that he won’t shut up about is him going to the Police to report us
He says that “social media laws aren’t up to date” and the Police are using our avatars to recognise us
So stay tuned for Lisa Simpson, Adam Driver, Big D from Benefit Street and several packets of ham to be arrested
Tattle all decided that we are off to Prison, so pick your bunk mates. Selflessly, @BigHugzBabz is putting a Velvetiser up her vagina for us

please add anything I’ve missed!

 

[Dwightschrute]

PCR came back positive, hopefully I don’t end up coughing so hard I rip through my gaadd damn jeans 🥲

 

[Smurfgirl]

I'm bowing out for a while. What would have been my daughters birth date is looming and I'm all over the place emotionally, and all this is boosting my anger. I'll be back I'm sure, but for now I need to look after me.
Tag me in any new threads please hamlets so I can find you x

Hi x

 

[TheLurkyLed]

He will be the first person in Liverpool encouraged to Walk Alone.

 

[YouGotRedOnYou]

@nurseren
#21 - Pauls gone to Chester for a stalk, they know he’s arrived cos it stinks of pork.

not my best work, but it’s a Friday so let me off please x

 

[shandashandashanda]

Holiday snaps of Tattlers banished to a desert island:

 

[wineanddine]

Guys it’s me. I’m his long haired lover from Liverpool. All this tattle game has been a rouse. I just couldn’t resist the nodding ham, I’m sorry. Guess I can show a photo of myself now the games up x

 

[nurseren]

My poor Kath Day-Knight got left out the mix brb gonna go cry and file a police report

no joke I typed Kath!!!

ps littlepotato/littleren is out! Doing good! Love you all!

 

[alwayswatching3789]

What Paul THINKS he looks like:

What Paul actually looks like:

 

[nurseren]

I’m predicting this is going to happen, as I’m paranoid as fuck.

Paul and/or Tina, if you dare mention that “one of those haters were in hospital with their kid and still on the thread”… at least I’m with my son, okay? At least he has Mummy next to him, and his Daddy on FaceTime. All my hamily are keeping me sane.

unlike you.

 

[PaulsCheesyWotsitToes]

Oh boy oh boy are we in for a TREAT!

the next few weeks are going to consist of some really embarrassing material; dancing, being with an amazing lady, adoring being him.

Then we’ll get hit with the mother of all meltdowns.

I for one cannot wait! Frankie you’re an idiot mate. Absolute car crash waiting to happen!

 

[materialgworl]

He’s so erratic! Honestly if you dated him he’d tell you he was off to work and 4 hours and 40 mins later he’s rubbing his nose on your window begging for a Cadbury yoghurt pot

 

[alwayswatchingu]

Guys I found out my brother also hates Paul today and he sent me this.

 

[hskzhs15]

He kept saying it’s a 4 hour 40 min train journey to his secret destination, he’s definitely travelling to see a new love interest. Bet you a ham roll

then he was gonna book a third night but the price went up too much his dad has definitely paid for him to fuck off for a few days.

Get FUCKED

 

[Blunderwoman]

someone asked who he would banish to a desert island…

HE CHOSE TATTLE hahahahaha.
Pack your suitcases everyone, we’re off!

 

[alwayswatching3789]

I’ll bring the hamheels for the ham night out, everyone gets a pair

 

[4tuhju]

please tell me there is a way to unsee that

Anyone giving out a lobotomy? I think I want one, heeeeeeeee

 

[wineanddine]

see there's a premier inn in chester which is never really busy about a 5 min walk away from the train station and then the steam mill that he put the photo up of is literally around the corner like a 3-4 minute walk from the premier inn(also very conveniently placed right by the waitrose)🥸 my fella wants to take the dogs into town today and get a coffeegod help me

You know what you have to do.

 

[alwayswatching3789]

 

[Deeznutslol]

I saw them walk right past me.

Ah hang on a minute joined 19 mins ago and they just happened to walk right past u? Yeah of course