Snapshoteye #19 After Sophie finally found a sense of humour, is it the end for TikTok’s boomer groomer?

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cdawwg

gurlbye said:
Just picking up from the last thread, don’t you think it’s weird that Paul mentioned coming to Nottingham? He literally slagged it off in every live I was in.

Sophie lives in Nottingham. I feel like this guy is unpredictable and even tho I’m not a Sophie fan it’s fuckin weird, he is unstable
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Yup. He’s unhinged and I believe he is capable of unimaginable things. He’s egos has been bruised and it’s been bruised hard in front of thousands of people
 
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alwayswatching3789

alwayswatching3789

nurseren said:
thats it!!! Honestly best thing I have ever put in my gullet
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Im obv not in brum anymore but that’s ALL we get here where I live now. Like you have to specify you DONT want orange chips otherwise it’s the standard 😂😂😂

Birmingham has loads of really beautiful places, it’s just the bad rep we get that ruins it
 
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Dwightschrute said:
He was on live the other day going on a rant about how he will never live in Gloucester again, it’s a shithole, worst place ever, telling people not to go there etc. etc. Now don’t get me wrong, I was born and raised in Gloucester, I know it’s not the most amazing place and it’s run down whatever but to say all of that so publicly when his son still lives there just doesn’t sit right with me.
To think he used to spend so much time with that poor lad and now he doesn’t make any effort at all is just so sad, hope he’s okay and happy with his mum.
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It is sad but I think form what ive seen of Paul, his son is probably better off with his mum alone than with a 'dad' who is as unstable as Paul, in all respects. I imagine he doesn't really have much of a solid relationship with him as he is never present, and he puts his own needs ahead of his son's. Im sorry but phoencalls and a sporadic visit here and there is not being a dad.
 
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Clarky123

Here incase I miss anything 🍵

Yet again, super priviliged to have been able to help in naming the new thread. Will put this on par of a feeling as when I became a parent.
 
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bagheera

alwayswatching3789 said:
Im obv not in brum anymore but that’s ALL we get here where I live now. Like you have to specify you DONT want orange chips otherwise it’s the standard 😂😂😂

Birmingham has loads of really beautiful places, it’s just the bad rep we get that ruins it
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orange chips?? I’m so confused is this chip spice that we have in the Humber ???
 
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nurseren

bagheera said:
orange chips?? I’m so confused is this chip spice that we have in the Humber ???
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thats lush but these are battered chips!

you know who I really want to call Paul out? this girl. She finds men’s awful tiktoks and reads them to trash. I think she would have a whole cinematic universe with Paul

 
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dontlietome

nurseren said:
Our Sophie FINALLY put down the velvetiser, got the kettle on and POURED THE HOT TEA. It was so hot that us tattlers burnt our tongues with excitement. Sophie had over 2k viewers in her live, including Paul. Granted a majority of the comments were about rimming Paul, but still! Tattlers ran around in circles screaming in excitement, reporting back to the unfortunate ones who promised their other halves that we would spend time with them rather than laughing at Paul. We all regret this decision massively, myself included.

Here was little old me, thinking that the 10 days that Paul got Covid was a national holiday. The Jew in me was ecstatic that Hanukkah was being celebrated again. BUT NO IT WAS A CHRISTMAS DAY MORNING BONANZA!!! Massive hugz to @Bobjob98 who updated the wiki, which is helping me in this post!

🐖 Sophie revealed everything for us piggie wiggies. They say Pigs are the smartest animal, and that’s why Tattlers are always right! We predicted that Paul gave up his flat with the intention of moving in with Sophie, and we were right.
🐖 Sophie confirmed that Paul came to stay in her house in Nottingham and “brought everything but the kitchen sink” including his passport and birth certificate. Shame he didn’t bring his dignity and his anti flake medication, but we can’t have it all.
🐖 Sophie said that Paul told her he was “famous on Tiktok”. I’m not even going to make a witty remark here, because sometimes the jokes really write themselves don’t they?
🐖 Paul is so famous that when he is recognised in public, he will do this little dance with his feet. All of the country cringed. I picture this dance like a hammy penguin.
🐖 While Paul is at Sophie’s, he begins clearing out her cupboards and trots off to Tesco to buy cleaning supplies. Sophie is offended by this as like she states, she has a 3 year old and 3 year old are messy. She can’t tidy all the time. Paul also throws away letters of Sophies. 🚨 ALARM BELLS 🚨
🐖 Sophie tells Paul the obvious, which is that he spends way too much time on an app made for teens. Paul acts like a teen, goes to bed and becomes his true Piggy self… a pig in a blanket. He hides in the duvet for the rest of the night. So i guess when he says he puts himself in the feral position when he’s confronted, he really isn’t lying.
🐖 Paul doesn’t get a job while he’s in Nottingham and doesn’t contribute to the food shop or the running of the house.
🐖 Sophie is sleeping on the sofa, while Paul IS SLEEPING IN HER BED. 🚨
🐖 The final snap of the crackling happens; Paul leaves an empty yogurt pot on the sofa. Sophie is FEWMIN and says he’s got to go, thus resulting in the infamous 🏨 TRAVEL LODGE TIKTOKS 🏨
🐖 The “relationship” ends, Sophie drives to Lincoln to drop off his stuff and Christmas presents and gives him a hug.
🐖 Sophie states Paul sent her horrible voicenotes, but we haven’t heard them. I’d like to say we will never hear them, but I was in denial that Sophie would ever put the kettle on, but here we are!
🐖 THEEEEENNNNNNNNNN Sharene spoils us. Sharene gets us the christmas present that we have been asking for. LEANNE IS GOING TO JOIN THE LIVE!!!!!!!
🐖 Leanne gets over 1000 followers within minutes, so her and Sophie have a chat. However, like all big presents on Christmas Day, it was tit. Leanne stated that despite Paul being creepy, she didn’t understand why talking to him was inappropriate. Sigh, we can’t have it all can we? We were spoilt.

HANG ON MY HAMMIES, LET CHECK OUR PIGGYPAUL STOCKINGS… THERES MORE!

🐖 Paul didn’t dunk his undercooked chipotla; him and sophie didn’t have sex (but did she rim him though?)
🐖 He never paid her petrol money, because he’s a dick
🐖 Paul would often record Sophie without permission, and she would ask him not to post her. 🚨 🚨 x infinity
🐖 He is living with his Dad
🐖 Paul is not allowed to mention his son on social media, under no circumstances
🐖 He cuts the holes in his jumper on purpose, like an emo

Are you stuffed yet??? Open wide!!!!

🐖 Paul then goes live. The room is dark. It is empty. He isn’t saying anything. Turbo Tina is ON THE COMMENTS, as are all the Middle Aged huns.
🐖 Paul then reads some slam poetry on a tiktok videos saying that he knows he’s being slagged off, but we did Sophie give a hug? WHY THE HUG SOPHIE???
🐖 Paul uploads a tiktok this morning which is online for like 3 minutes in which he smiles like an ugly baby and implies that him and Sophie did share a bed. I doubt she would share a bed with you mate, and all your flakes.
🐖 Paul then goes on IG live to his staggering 18 viewers (that’s 1 Tina, 17 of us) states he’s had loads of messages to spill the beans. He swears a bit, so I guess the “happy smiley Paul” has been forgotten. But we never forget Paul, ever. Remember that.

and breathe…!



I take this job very seriously
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Phenomenal recap 👏🏼
 
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IanBealesBarmyArmy

So I wonder, what do people think we can expect from the hamburgler in 2022??

New job? New girl? More dancing? Less dancing?

I think he will realise soon that he is convincing no one with his "I don't get all the attention but it doesn't bother me". It's passive aggressive and he is fuming about all of it. I just hope someone in his life can tell him to get off tiktok. I still think he thinks he can turn this around but it's gone too far. In the words of Joe Exotic;

Pool will never reputationally recover from this..
 
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Matilda1929

whats being said on insta hamilys? any screen shots from those remaining on the front line?
 
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alwayswatching3789

alwayswatching3789

OG tattlers when new tattlers join the thread… all aboard the bus to hamsville!
 
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Sillyone

GlowGirlGlowwww said:
It is sad but I think form what ive seen of Paul, his son is probably better off with his mum alone than with a 'dad' who is as unstable as Paul, in all respects. I imagine he doesn't really have much of a solid relationship with him as he is never present, and he puts his own needs ahead of his son's. Im sorry but phoencalls and a sporadic visit here and there is not being a dad.
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Maybe his son doesn't want a relationship with him at the moment 👀
He's old enough now to be like "dad you're well embarrassing"
 
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