Dearheart I hope these recipes helps you to live life beyond your wildest dreams or nightmares - everything is interchangeable
Slopalong #3 She doesn't understand beans
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Do you think Jack knows that tomatoes have a taste, and aren’t just some form of natural food colouring?
Oh Jesus thank you, but I don’t even know what to say
That humus will be pure slop won’t it.And thank god for those with tomato allergies, your salvation is here in the form of a pompous dipshit, here to lead you into the revolution.
@Notmycat okay please show me monster bums, I feel like a blended tin of chickpeas would be a lazy contribution on my part and don’t get me started on the sauce.
Whaaa? The only "chicken" in this recipe is 2 stock cubes? What a fraud!
What's the fire starter blocks?
Feel I could accommodate this experiment.
Unless it's something to do with passion or chilli's?
10 years in with my OH so none of that passion here; unrelated, but I sharted my spicey carrot soup out in front of her last week, so staying away from chillis.
Eta goddammit I've clicked on the wrong thread. Bloody cooking ninnies I thought main thread was so bored we were resorting to burning things.
Will still start fires for attention
Propped up on pillows in bed, eating this as you recover from a stomach ache or other minor malady
Who on earth does she think is reading this tit?
Image description: One of Jack’s many friends providing round the clock care to Jack as she recovers from a minor malady. Out of shot is another of Jack’s many friends, crumbling a stock cube into some pinto beans and broken spaghetti.
These sound intriguing and yummy, but I fear I will be sorely disappointed!
As for some of the others, like the pastitsio and lentil keema, I have recipes that work (pinch of nom) so wouldn't risk Jack's version!
@bunnylass
Tinned peach drizzle cake
Microwave PBJ brownies
Black forest mug pudding
Mincemeat bread pudding
Tinned peach drizzle cake
Microwave PBJ brownies
Black forest mug pudding
Mincemeat bread pudding
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duck that noise. I've already made the executive decision to put some actual chicken in. And I'm not having beans in a soup again. Those two things aside, I'll stick to the brief.
May I ask what the ‘sugar hack’ is please?
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am I being blind? Why are stock cubes not in the ingredients list? Nor are herbs…
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I think the sugar hack is that all sugar is the same. So you can whizz up caster sugar in a bullet blender to make icing sugar etc.
oh …I think the sugar hack is that all sugar is the same. So you can whizz up caster sugar in a bullet blender to make icing sugar etc.
*this comments is too short so just gabbling on to hit some word count or something…
Wait what? I didn't know this! I've been buying icing sugar like a chump.I think the sugar hack is that all sugar is the same. So you can whizz up caster sugar in a bullet blender to make icing sugar etc.
Things I can afford, if I decide to bake a cake:I think the sugar hack is that all sugar is the same. So you can whizz up caster sugar in a bullet blender to make icing sugar etc.
icing sugar.
Things I can’t afford, if I decide to bake a cake:
A bullet blender,
the electricity required to turn caster sugar into icing sugar in a blender,
The risk that it doesn’t work.
The irony of someone claiming to help those who are short on cash to feed themselves while providing badly researched recipes that waste valuable ingredients and time doesn't pass me by.
After my mother, the next person to help me learn to cook was Delia Smith. I bought her cook books but her FREE website is an invaluable resource, with no begging bowl in site.
And yet she won't do airfryer recipes because they're "exclusionary".
I have loved Delia Smith's recipes ever since I read one which said something like 'at this point it will look unappetising, but don't worry, it will be alright in the end'.
LOL. I actually tried this once and it was a mega fail. Absolutely does not work. Yomp to Asda and get a bag for 45p tenderplum x
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It doesn't work
Delia Smith's recipes are like having your mum/granny/half the local WI in the kitchen with you. Jack could never.