Slimmingworldxgemx #3 Last Xmas gave us an aff, it was too small to see, she's having a laugh!
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He's only allowed out to do what she asks, then back in the wicker basket he goes
Do you think hes ever allowed to do a toofy grin for a photo?
Oh no, that would spoil her grid. Only ever half face awkward constipated smile pics make the cut!
Is she for real? Surely her real life isn’t like this? No ones is!
What do you mean, do you not live for fiction as if it were air? And get lost in the pages of fiction? And present your nightly tea in an assortment of le creuset casserole dishes with sprigs of eucalyptus strewn around?
well obvsWhat do you mean, do you not live for fiction as if it were air? And get lost in the pages of fiction? And present your nightly tea in an assortment of le creuset casserole dishes with sprigs of eucalyptus strewn around?
Bet she's like like Waynetta Slob behind the scenes, totally scratches her fanny and sniffs her fingersWhat do you mean, do you not live for fiction as if it were air? And get lost in the pages of fiction? And present your nightly tea in an assortment of le creuset casserole dishes with sprigs of eucalyptus strewn around?
Had to cut off her head to fit the post in but anywho! Three things:
1. Who honestly dresses like this to drink coffee and “potter” she looks lovely, but looks like she’s dressed for a nice lunch or dinner out!
2. I think she has a lovely figure, but she’s not a 10! I’m a size 14 and I would say she’s a good size 12?
3. Talk about making anyone that is a size 14 or above feel bad?! Terrible wording about the size she had to buy!!!
Knob.
1. Who honestly dresses like this to drink coffee and “potter” she looks lovely, but looks like she’s dressed for a nice lunch or dinner out!
2. I think she has a lovely figure, but she’s not a 10! I’m a size 14 and I would say she’s a good size 12?
3. Talk about making anyone that is a size 14 or above feel bad?! Terrible wording about the size she had to buy!!!
Knob.
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She can get to duck .. oh I'm a size 10 I had to buy a 14
go shove some eucalyptus up your hole, find your teeth and a personality while you're at it 
I bleeping love youShe can get to duck .. oh I'm a size 10 I had to buy a 14
She’s a complete twit! Her whole life cannot be as perfect as she makes outWho does she think she is?! Sponge gem Square jaw can go sit on a pineapple ...she may crack a smile for once in her lifeI bleeping love you
Sponge Gem square jawWho does she think she is?! Sponge gem Square jaw can go sit on a pineapple ...she may crack a smile for once in her life
I’m dead
What a bleep! Oooohhhh look at me shopping in a paupers shop and having to buy a size 14 when I’m usually a 10... yeah sure Jan! Why’s she so bothered by the size on a label if she’s happy with the way she looks?
She seems to have her blinkers on.. still waving her Slimming World stickers around while everyone is realising how ridiculous it is and moving away.. saying that not fitting into your usual size is bad for the self esteem while the body positivity movement is bigger than ever. Has she even noticed what’s going on around her? She is so Bree Van de Kamp.She can get to duck .. oh I'm a size 10 I had to buy a 14
She is So Bree!! Spot on
I nearly commented that I have no problem with the poor person’s shop sizes and I’m a size 16 heffer (said with my tongue firmly in cheek!). In some shops I fit into a 14 in others I have to get an 18 or 20 (M&S is the worst for under sizing).
I’m fairly indifferent towards Gemma, she obviously loves “creating content” that makes everything seem like her world is perfect. I doubt it is. That puppy will have tit/vommed on her pristine carpets by now but we’ll never see it or hear about it.
I’m fairly indifferent towards Gemma, she obviously loves “creating content” that makes everything seem like her world is perfect. I doubt it is. That puppy will have tit/vommed on her pristine carpets by now but we’ll never see it or hear about it.
Her content is so boring and predictable though.
Yes Gem, we know you have biscoff spread and bread a variety of ways for breakfast.
Yes Gem, we know you have a bath and wash off your tan and reapply on a Sunday.
Yes Gem, we know that you buy fresh flowers from a florist on a Friday (Flower Friday never going to happen)
Yes Gem, we know you love to read.
I‘m not even going to start about how much we are all more than aware how much she loves Autumn, Halloween and Christmas.
Booooorrrrrrriiiiiinnnnngggggg change the record.
Yes Gem, we know you have biscoff spread and bread a variety of ways for breakfast.
Yes Gem, we know you have a bath and wash off your tan and reapply on a Sunday.
Yes Gem, we know that you buy fresh flowers from a florist on a Friday (Flower Friday never going to happen)
Yes Gem, we know you love to read.
I‘m not even going to start about how much we are all more than aware how much she loves Autumn, Halloween and Christmas.
Booooorrrrrrriiiiiinnnnngggggg change the record.
Don't forget swishy dresses, wreath-making workshops and a well-deserved glass of wine at the end of the week as she works 898 days a year don't you know. Oh, and the signature white book that seems to move around the house to feature in her eucalyptus-ridden photographs.
I think I might be in a bad mood.
I think I might be in a bad mood.
Have we seen the dog lately? Has she realised that puppies tit everywhere are don’t keep your white surfaces perfectly clean?
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