I didn’t think Snares lol
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Didn't they meet at SW? I wonder if their eyes met across the hifi bars
Offered to try his syn free sausage if he would dine on her syn free ham sandwichDidn't they meet at SW? I wonder if their eyes met across the hifi bars
No Im sure he or she have said they met on TinderDidn't they meet at SW? I wonder if their eyes met across the hifi bars
He mentioned what he had in his bio - some really weird passive aggressive, entitled bullshit like only swipe right if you’re the sort of person who can see past the physical to meet the most kind, caring, generous man etc etc
He's probably got the sw mafia threatening to blind him with frylight and stone him to death with oxo roasters
I mean he probably can't be fucked because the rabid, thick as pig tit, live laugh love brigade, have got their pitchforks out and infested his DMs, and mass reported his account. Heaven forbid anyone (and quite rightly so) calls someone out, a *consultant* no less, for lying, and embellishing his weightloss, to the people paying him money for his 'expertise'. The blokes a bleeping sham and a charlatan.
Hahahaha amazingHe's probably got the sw mafia threatening to blind him with frylight and stone him to death with oxo roasters
Plus cous cous cakes, tweaks and allHe's probably got the sw mafia threatening to blind him with frylight and stone him to death with oxo roasters
“I’m gonna tell Margaret Miles-Bramwell on you!”
She's sat on her yacht giving no fucks as long as the fivers keep rolling in
I mean you can tell by looking at her she's not swapping her pimms and godiva chocs for balsamic vinegar and hi-fis
The SW insta huns give SW a bad name. On paper it’s a pretty good diet and well balanced. It just uses tit terminology and like most slimming clubs has consultants that were once members and have no formal nutrition/weight management qualifications. The insta huns tweak the plan to make mad food concoctions. If you want a cake, eat a slice of a real one. If you want gravy, have some bisto and count it.
I've always said it changed for the worse when it was hijacked by marketing and Instagram
Totally agree!
The "donut" made from a wholemeal bread roll and some blended strawberries was a personal highlight
My old club kept pushing a tin of chickpea dahl into a loaf tin as some kind of curried bread. Vile 
Also cous cous cake and sugar free jelly, powdered gelatine and muller light yoghurts to make low syn haribo. The last one actually wasn’t bad but it was so much effort it’s easier to walk to the corner shop and get a bag of starmix
Also cous cous cake and sugar free jelly, powdered gelatine and muller light yoghurts to make low syn haribo. The last one actually wasn’t bad but it was so much effort it’s easier to walk to the corner shop and get a bag of starmix I swear they want you to tit yourself regularly and that's the key to losing weightMy old club kept pushing a tin of chickpea dahl into a loaf tin as some kind of curried bread. Vile
Yeah it actually, once upon a time was... OK? I mean still damaging, but definitely better than it is now.
I love the curry loaf. It’s so filling and simple and I won’t hear a word said against it!My old club kept pushing a tin of chickpea dahl into a loaf tin as some kind of curried bread. Vile
The rest are absolutely rotten though. Far too much sweetener and hassle.
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