When I was in the depths of PPD I had to make checklists to keep myself going. This even included brushing my teeth, getting dressed etc. Ticking these off gave me a sad sense of accomplishment. Never did I have to mention parenting or anything involved in it on the list unless it was out of the ordinary like an appointment or something. Even when I’m whinging about all the things I have to do (cleaning, work, cooking etc.) I never have to include parentingI make myself the most ridiculous notes every day.
I know they are silly but they help me through the day
Clean house
Walk
Washing etc etc .....
But never, ever in my 21 years of being a mammy has it occurred to me to put "parent" on the list
I think she views it as a chore and definitely seems more upbeat when she is not "parenting".i am honestly intrigued by the parenting on the to do list. Without going mumsnet does a parent ever switch off from parenting? On a Wednesday and Saturday is her to do list shorter because she doesn't have to parent?
She is fucking weird, that i know.
I don't know why she still surprises me, Breathing will be on the list next.
Well, I hate to break it to you, but…. you’re obviously parenting wrong. Coz our Shiv is perfect.I make myself the most ridiculous notes every day.
I know they are silly but they help me through the day
Clean house
Walk
Washing etc etc .....
But never, ever in my 21 years of being a mammy has it occurred to me to put "parent" on the list
Excuse you I'm parenting differently.Well, I hate to break it to you, but…. you’re obviously parenting wrong. Coz our Shiv is perfect.
Omg I actually forgot about how much she’d go on about living differently and being such a pick me. While surrounding herself with 100s of other digital nomad moochers also living differently in the exact same way. And now, it turns out, they all want to be settled and have a home/family. Dare I say it… were they just experiencing the drinking/travelling/carelessness/minimal responsibilities of youth and now have matured into adults like 90% of the worldExcuse you I'm parenting differently.
Stop! She’ll be influenced now and Magnums will be her personality again.Ned is busy with the Netflix Doccy, Under the Influencer. We only see a swish of her ginger mane, tippex nails, lone UGG, magnum stick.
That’s what ya get for being a cuntSay she’s feeling sorry for herself now cos of all her siblings had their partners with them in Wexford!
She has the fear after boozing for a few days, and (as we all know) is pre menstrual. Any woman of her age (my own age) would have a fucking clue at this stage and realise that’s what’s wrong.Say she’s feeling sorry for herself now cos of all her siblings had their partners with them in Wexford!
A lot of people have changes of heart on major life things. The difference is they are not thick enough to broadcast the thought to 150000 people the second it enters their head.She'll be single til her dying day, make no mistake about it. She has no relationship skills at all and zero self awareness which would be required for her to develop some.
I love that it's suddenly in her head that she wants to get married. Same thing happened with the baby, first her "changed values" after her beach walk in Bali, then her sister announcing her pregnancy, next think she's coincidentally up the duff after a night of debauchery with a randomer. Sadly she can't quite fudge a marriage/ wedding proposal in the same way coz even the tide wouldn't take her out.
She’s patiently waiting for a creche to reach out about a #collabAny update on the creche place?
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