Siobhan O’Hagan #66 Roses are red, Margs are bitter. Ned should have took the safe option up the ringer

[Get off my chest]

No one can convince me with these passive aggressive responses that this is not Shivvers looking for feedback

I thought the exact same
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What is the link to this? I will tell her all about the furnace

Its on the sassy ladies Facebook page.. not far down the page when you click in xx

 

[caramelsq]

Omg. That’s totally her. Like if you wanted to know you would just ask “has anyone done the furnace?”
Then “oh you found that Caroline girl good, must check her out.
End.

 

[G+T]

Genuinely sounds exactly like her is this what she is spending all her time on

 

[instaknobs]

No one can convince me with these passive aggressive responses that this is not Shivvers looking for feedback

100% that is her. Exactly the same way she responds.
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Genuinely sounds exactly like her is this what she is spending all her time on

Whilst Laura cleans and mam baby sits

 

[Hangingaround]

Seen the post of Sassy fb page and ran straight to here for comments…. It’s totally Slobbers

 

[Tazzie]

No one can convince me with these passive aggressive responses that this is not Shivvers looking for feedback

It’s deffo Slobs

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

Seen the post of Sassy fb page and ran straight to here for comments…. It’s totally Slobbers

It's so embarrassing, she's trying to do market research for free but isn't smart enough to hide her rage and contempt for women when the feedback isn't glowing.

 

[dothprotesttoomuch]

I'm still dead that this thread title has been allowed stay up they've been taken down for less

 

[Aggie123]

Christ, jump scare. Those lips.

Looks like they were done again

 

[KelNoe]

What's with the nose touching when she's talking / rambling this past few days???? Cos she's telling big fat lies??

 

[testingonetwothreefoiur]

She has about as much business sense as my hamster. Sunsetting the Furnace AKA it's not fit-for-purpose anymore and I can't be arsed, BUT HEY! Signed up now for half the cost, limited time only!

And even better, I'm launching something else! But it's not ready yet. Come back in a few months.

She MUST know she doesn't have the pull she had during her 10 minutes of insta fame 5+ years ago? Or the credibility, after years of yo-yo dieting, massive weight fluctuations to the point where she's mostly looked like someone who should be looking for nutritional and fitness support herself as opposed to providing it. Not to mention how her account has mostly showcased her slovenly, cutting-corners ways, her alcohol issues, her poor impulse control, and now the full circle of back in Dublin reliant on Mam and Dad and discrediting everything she built her original business on all those years ago.

She really thinks she's going to go off and build a half-baked website and post a few insta posts about it and the cash is going to roll in. She is so lacking in self-awareness. She has literally no USP. None. She doesn't look the part or walk the walk, she presents terribly, she can't stick at anything long enough to make it work, she'll do anything to not have to get off her aRse and do an honest day's work in her life, despite now having a dependent.

 

[Nico93]

I really think she feels like she “did her time” working hard in the rat race, and it’s almost like she’s owed easy money and success. It’s like all those TikTok 20 somethings saying “I gave up my lucrative career to follow my passion.” You ain’t have a lucrative career at 22. You were an associate at best. Just cause you worked for a big firm does not guarantee you would’ve made it to the top of that career. But those kids, and shiv, act like they “completed it mate”
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When really all they’re doing is quitting before they can fail. That’s what ending the furnace is. Quitting before you fail

 

[instaknobs]

Thread title history

1: Siobh.ohagan (ohfitness.ie) 08.10.2019-02.08.2020
2: Siobh.ohagan (ohfitness.ie) #2 Oh my God it’s raining in Ireland. 02.08.2020-16.09.2020
3:Siobh O'Hagan #3 Cotton eyed oh! 16.09.2020-12.11.2020
4: Siobh.Ohagan #4 living differently but every days the same. 12.11.2020-04.01.2021
5. Siobh.OHagan #5 the OH Witness Protection Program. 04.01.2021-07.02.2021
6: Siobh.OHagan #6 Living differently but it’s deja vu, I don’t want babies or maybe I do. 07.02.2021-07.03.2021
7: Siobh.OHagan #7 Won’t take advice on skin or hair don’t dare wake her with Call to Prayer. 07.03.2021-31.03.2021
8: Siobh.OHagan #8 Downward Dog to Downward Spiral. 31.03.2021-25.04.2021
9: Siobh.OHagan #9 Won't cook, underlines books, dances like a constipated rook. 25.04.2021-06.05.2021
10: Siobh OHagan #10 Covid denier, first class flier, sunburnt skin looks like it’s on fire. 06.05.2021-28.05.2021
11: Siobh.Ohagan #11 Lips made of crust, tan like rust, off to London after James she lusts. 28.05.2021-12.06.2021
12: Siobh.Ohagan #12 Playing a game of Covid Dodge, all to stay in a Travel Lodge. 12.06.2021-21.06.2021
13: Siobh.Ohagan #13 Waxed fanny, Sinead’s nanny. Block and delete, filthy feet. 21.06.2021-25.06.2021
14: Siobh.Ohagan #14 Waxed, vaxed, paid no tax. Ireland doesn’t want her back. 25.06.2021-07.07.2021
15: Siobh.Ohagan #15 and everywhere James went, Siobhán was sure to follow. 07.07.2021-20.07.2021
16: Siobh.Ohagan #16 Stay at home with sweaty gee and have a Dominos meal for 3. 20.07.2021-03.08.2021
17: Siobh.Ohagan #17 Acts all posh, won't even wash, god forbid she's running out of dosh. 03.08.2021-19.08.2021
18: Siobh.Ohagan #18 Hot girl summer was not to be, wasted my money waxing me gee! 19.08.2021-01.09.2021
19: Siobhan.ohagan #19 Wasted my money on Revolut, trying to taste James Smith’s flute. 01.09.2021-13.09.2021
20: Siobhan O'Hagan #20 deleted by admin. 13.09.2021-01-10.2021
21: Siobhan O'Hagan #21 A gazillion steps around her flat, Christ Siobhan you're such a prat. 01-10.2021-30.11.2021
22: Siobhan O'Hagan #22 With door wide open she likes to pee, while moaning about AIB. 30.11.2021-26.12.2021
23: Siobhan O'Hagan #23 The ghost of fitness past. 26.12.2021-06.01.2022
24: Siobhan O’Hagan #24 Spreading Covid from a rented beemer, no-one is safe from Shiv the Redeemer. 06.01.2022-24.01.2022
25: Siobhan O'Hagan #25 mould in her hair, picking her face, spreading covid all over the place. 24.01.2022-23.02.2022
26: Siobhan O'Hagan #26 Shiv the Revealer, vaccine stealer, waxed beaver, sh*t cartwheeler. 23.02.2022-18.03.2022
27: Siobh.OHagan #27 Ginger on top, thigh gap photoshopped, always in the middle so she won’t get cropped 18.03.2022-06.04.2022
28: Siobh.OHagan #28 Toadattacker, workslacker, ExcelTracker, Cinnamonbun, Instahun, skin burned from the sun. 06.04.2022-29.04.2022
29: Siobh O'Hagan #29 Hot girl summer...I mean Tepid Cretin Tax Evasion Season. 29.04.2022-11.05.2022
30: Siobh OHagan #30 OHvertrained, OHverindulged, HungOHver to duck. 11.05.2022-02.06.2022
31: Siobhan O'Hagan #31 Processed cheese, snot on her tees, Tommy tanking men bringing the sleaze. 02.06.2022-29.06.2022
32: Siobhan O'Hagan #32 Photoshop cheater, best friend beater. London loner, constant moaner. 29.06.2022-07.07.2022
33: Siobh O'Hagan #33 Leathertits, the furnace is in bits. Uber crash survivor, down to her last fiver. 07.07.2022-28.07.2022
34: Siobh O'Hagan #34 Still mad for the drinks. Her gi stinks. Paying her rent with toilet brush links. 28.07.2022-13.08.2022
35: Siobhan O’Hagan #35 FLAPham Common. 13.08.2022-01.09.2022
36: Siobhan O'Hagan #36 Downward dog, downward spiral, tampon story should NOT go viral. 01.09.2022-23.09.2022
37: Siobhan O'Hagan #37 Alcohol addiction, doesn't read fiction, back in Bali by Christmas is our prediction. 23.09.2022-15.10.2022
38: Siobhan O'Hagan #38 SOH is a fitness coach you'd get off wish with hands of leather and a Gi of fish. 15.10.2022-11.11.2022
39: Siobhan O'Hagan #39 Living defensively, smelling offensively. 11.11.2022-02.12.2022
40: Siobhan O’Hagan #40 her favourite Christmas movie is Love Actuary. 02.12.2022-30.12.2022
41: Siobhan O'hagan #41 Dubai Darragh wanted somebody to finger, he’s on the run from a stage-5 clinger. 30.12.2022-22.01.2023
42: Siobhan O'Hagan #42 Rim licker extraordinaire, never manages to wash her hair. 22.01.2023-02.02.2023
43: Siobhan O'Hagan #43 Darraghs pull ups are clearly better than his pull outs. 02.02.2023-08.02.2023
44: Siobhán O’Hagan #44 Furnace baking a mini muffin, after Darragh's one night stuffin'. 08.02.2023-01.03.2023
45: Siobhan O’Hagan #45 from Bali to the box room, live by the swords, die by the Swords. 01.03.2023-16.03.2023
46: Siobhan O’Hagan #46 Ned Philanderers has 'come' and gone, living differently didn't last long. 16.03.2023-01.04.2023
47: Siobhan O’Hagan #47 From first class to double decker, because she succumbed to Ned's pecker. 01.04.2023-22.04.2023
48: Siobhán O'Hagan #48 She’s thirsty, she’s rough and we still can’t believe she’s up the duff. 22.04.2023-07.05.2023
49: Siobhán O'Hagan #49 Moping around Pearse Street in isolation, awaiting Darragh's once a week visitation. 07.05.2023-16.04.2023
50: Siobhán O'Hagan #50 Hey, I just met you, I’m having your baby, here’s my number. Call me….maybe. 16.04.2023-03.06.2023
51: Siobhán O'Hagan #51 Siobhan's life is all pretend, her one-night stand is her only friend. 03.06.2023-17.06.2023
52: Siobhán O'Hagan #52 "We" myself and I, oh Shiv, we all know it’s a lie! 17.06.2023-02.07.2023
53: Siobhán O'Hagan #53 baby showers with pretend mates, meeting ned for fake dates. 02.07.2023-18.07.2023
54: Siobhan O'Hagan #54 Baby Daddy buying motors to bring the maintenance down, should've thought of that... 18.07.2023-31.07.2023
55: Siobhán O'Hagan #55 Little Ned has made his bed, now Siobhan is gonna wreck his head! 31.07.2023-15.08.2023
56: Siobhán O'Hagan #56 "Holiday romance" baby almost here, Shiv gives Ned the perineal massage fear. 15.08.2023-25.08.2023
57: Siobhán O'Hagan #57 Furnace baby crowning, Ned frowning, can we guess how many margs Slobbers is downin. 25.08.2023-01.09.2023
58: Siobhán O'Hagan #58 Pregnancy. Completed it mate. 01.09.2023-17.09.2023
59: Siobhán O'Hagan #59 Everything is fine, Ned’s values didn’t align, it's pronounced Calvin Klein. 17.09.2023-14.10.2023
60: Siobhán O'Hagan #60 60th thread, it’s gone south with Ned, we’re looking at the back of Codswallop’s head. 14.10.2023-14.11.2023
61: Siobhán O'Hagan #61 Good ol Shiv, loves a sperm donation, free Oven membership for half the nation! 14.11.2023-06.12.2023
62: Siobhan O'Hagan #62 Twas the night before jizzmas.. 06.12.2023-31.12.2023
63: Siobhan O’Hagan #63 Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Stop pretending you live in Malahide. 31.12.2023-17.01.2023
64: Siobhan O’Hagan #64 Siobhan O'Hagan... living exactly the same as everyone else. 17.01.2024-11.02.2024
65: Siobhan O’Hagan #65 Good at jumping on two things - a bandwagon and drunk men. 11.02.2024-28.02.2024
66: Siobhan O’Hagan #66 Roses are red, Margs are bitter. Ned should have just rode her up the shitter. 28.02.2024-

 

[Moderator]

All, there's literally one rule with thread titles - to not swear in them. Please report if there's a better one to use

 

[hahayaya]

I know many are saying she can't compete, but if Zen Jen the massive scammer and wife of a killer can sell out retreats, this one will manage it too

Not a fan of jen or the nonsense she peddles, but that comment is nasty. Her husband commited a crime, not her. Too often she gets tarred for his actions.

 

[We were on a break]

She hasn’t treated us to to that dance she use to do in ages always gave him me a laugh.

 

[Defo_Not_Shiv]

Not a fan of jen or the nonsense she peddles, but that comment is nasty. Her husband commited a crime, not her. Too often she gets tarred for his actions.

It’s not.

 

[CAA2020]

Have a look at her most recent followers…..all bots bit of comfort shopping after a tough week was it Slob??

 

[Sunshineplz]

Looks like they were done again

She’s a disgusting cretin.

 

[WHATSABLOGGER]

She's a total wanker posting 'that some friends send flowers some friends send Margaritas'

'So (Silk Cut Purple) Sue me' that sent her flowers the last day isn't her friend, she got her poor forsaken marketing team to send Slob a bunch of flowers to make the Sheep go buy drain water she bottles & is selling it as tan

She spewed on her stories that her baby was sick, worst night of her life etc etc, then gets Captain Laura Bennett to come over to clean which was probably Laura calling in to visit & totally disgusted with the state of the place so gave it a once over so she didn't have to drink a coffee out of a stained mug. Then the bleep used this week to put the fire out on the Furnace not before a last chance to fleece the sheep because she had all eyes on her after using her poor baby as pity content.

Now tonight, some friends send flowers (duck your flowers) some friends send Margaritas (probably not a friend - but sure it's alcohol, keep it coming)

Hope she gets the shits from drinking that