When you have to deadlift at 3, but covertly steal vaccines at 6….Why is she dressed like she’s off to fight crime after the gym?
I find it amazing how she'll spend money on Botox, hair extensions and lip filler but wouldn't invest in some face cream, spf and lip balm.Is there a bigger wanker?
No.
The answer is no.
I’m 45 and 12 weeks with my first baby!! I was thinking I was peri menopausal but no just having a miracle conception Anyway I would never seek out Shivs for advice on either aspect. Total fraud, having a baby doesn’t make you automatically any kind of expert, even those on Mumsnet( the preachy ones) will be giving that a hard swerve as well..I'm 46 years old and perimenopausal and I'm a little easy to anger at the best of times. Who the hell is this mucky tramp to tell me what would help me? Her mothering instinct to baby Cocaine Crocodile is akin to the mothering skills of Rose West. She can't clean her teeth or her house. She can't wash her hair or her face. She does yoga with the grace of a crippled pot bellied pig and is to weight lifting what Stevie Wonder is to flying a plane but yet she thinks she can tell me about being perimenopausal?
Can't this intrepid world traveller bugger off and discover a new country to influence in?