Here we go again - every two weeks - new thread title needed.
The whole relationship is awkwardThe whole thing must be the most awkward scenario ever.
More a situationship than relationshipThe whole relationship is awkward
There's the difference-you had your loving partner to share it with. Shiv has no one as she decided to have a baby on a whim with someone she has no relationship with. So instead of sharing those intimate moments with the father of her child us "randomers" get to see her gross bellyListen- it freaked me out and it was my own bump and baby- when l was pregnant for Gods sake! But I didn’t share it with the world. The only one who saw that was my husband. I’d be scarlet putting that on social media. That’s private. Still l thought it looked like something from Alien and totally freaked me out when I saw feet and elbows sticking out . 🫣
Wouldn't eat soft eggs but will throw barbells around over the bump days out from giving birth. Make it make sense.No it's true. That was her whole personality at the start of the pregnancy, especially as she was Irish living in London and the hSE and NHS had differing advice . It meant there were two entire nations she could inform that because she knew better she did better than their entire health systems of qualified medical staff*.
She even claimed (when everyone was in complete shock at her announcement ) "I'm surprised yous didn't guess I was pregnant when I stopped posting poached eggs".
It's hard to believe no one likes her.
*Eggs < Olympic weight lifting
Jesus there's no call for that at all. Put the baby in a fecking pram.There's a thread on Reddit about Tia Toomey exercising with her baby in a sling. Omg the poor baby is being Jostled around so much and the weights come so close to her little head. Will this be Shiv?
With the kids name pre printed on it. And maybe est 2023 or some tit.Her sister posted her own baby in a Dublin jersey this week and we all know how Shiv loves to tit on raisins parade. So, 100 percent Shivs baby will be in the Dublin jersey
"Introducing Flahoulough fada Bernard Jason Darragh junior Ned Sam OHagan Malloy"
Thread titleMore a situationship than relationship
What is the noise level like in that gym too? I imagine the music is blaring. That is ridiculous but yes - I can see Shiv doing this. All to prove she can do something that she wasn't even doing before she got pregnant. Just as well she can't do BJJ with the baby in a sling!There's a thread on Reddit about Tia Toomey exercising with her baby in a sling. Omg the poor baby is being Jostled around so much and the weights come so close to her little head. Will this be Shiv?
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Lifting weights til the minute she pops, it’ll all be pointless when The Oven still flops
… I mean she’s alone 95% of her week. So no different that she’s alone now.Is she alone waiting to go into labour? Surely her mum would stay with her for the coming days or even one of her insta friends who don't have day jobs so could make content from Shivs flat.
If I was the child's father I'd be stepping in. Imagine what one of them Dumbbells would to to a child's head.There's a thread on Reddit about Tia Toomey exercising with her baby in a sling. Omg the poor baby is being Jostled around so much and the weights come so close to her little head. Will this be Shiv?
What an idiot. If one of those dumbbells hits that babies head it'll fracture his/hers skull.There's a thread on Reddit about Tia Toomey exercising with her baby in a sling. Omg the poor baby is being Jostled around so much and the weights come so close to her little head. Will this be Shiv?
Oh I’d say she has the baby bag sorted and a cooler next to it for D day. Tradge.First pictures
1. Black and White "Arty" picture of baby holding her finger until she decides if she's going to show the baby face which she wont be able to resist 2 days later.
2. Ned carrying the baby out of the hospital as she pretends to play happy families.
3. Her with some kind of glass of alcohol probably Margarita or Champagne
4. Hospital food commenting on the standard and a shout out to her nurses