Siobhán O'Hagan #55 Little Ned has made his bed, now Siobhan is gonna wreck his head!

[gelicahah]

I don't want to tell people what they can and can't say on here since it's against the rules but since the baby could come any day now and we might get to see the poor child on Shiv's insta can we all agree now before the birth, not to turn this thread into mumsnet? Can we keep it about our favourite swamp creature and not about what's the best way to put a baby to sleep, what each user did when they had babies with full paragraphs summarising their first 28 months of motherhood etc? I get mentioning a personal experience for reference/comparison but anything above 3 lines of text and no one really needs to hear it.

I wanted to mention it now before someone even goes on a rant about their experience so no one will take this message personally but I really love this thread and I'd hate to see it turn into a boring "my motherhood experience " place when there's plenty to talk about with this ginger beast.

I'm done with my TedTalk

 

[instaknobs]

We can confirm both, Still pregnant. Still a giant asshole. We know your due date dickhead.
Why does everything she say have a snide underhanded tone? She is truly a gross human and why people engage with her at all is beyond me.
I probably won’t tell a randomer. Oh fuck off. A randomer was good enough for a jizz donation but people who follow her and for some reason engage with her, which in turn means stupid companies throw free shit at her are spoken at like they are trash

she can do one. I hope she is pregnant until September.

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

Let's set out the facts shall we? Tattle has receipts:

Shivs last period: November 7th 2022

Shiv gets the ride: the night of November 20th to 21st 2022

Shivs fertile window for this "miracle against all odds baby": also November 20th to 21st

Now, I'm not great with numbers but unprotected sex + fertile window = predictable baby outcome.

Makes her due date August 14th.

I rest my case your honour.

 

[Tellyawhat]

Ned’s making a run for it

If it is actually his own one I would suggest the best place to look would be Shiv's handbag

 

[CAA2020]

Yesterday: “Ask me a question”
Today: “Ugh, randomers asking me questions”

 

[dothprotesttoomuch]

BOY OR GIRL??
(*Just for fun)

Someone mentioned she's carrying low, but I think she has been all the way through. With that in mind, I'm guessing a boy.

How about a reaction poll?
So here for a boy or for a girl ?

With the rate we're going through these threads, we'll probably have a new one before Sam(antha) Flanders Molloy O'Hagan arrives and can do a proper poll then, but you never know!

 

[dothprotesttoomuch]

Thread Suggestion:
"Holiday romance" baby almost here, Shiv gives Ned the perineal massage fear

 

[Clariecakes]

A randomer?
What, like the random builder on the street you can’t wait to introduce your baby to?

Oh, ok, not THAT random, just the whole platform that allows you to wallow all day and nap, get free shit and all.
Ok Jan

This one is a card

 

[forgotmyacc]

I wonder what we’d be talking about now if she’d taken the morning after pill?!

About how passive aggressive she is towards her sister and new niece because she doesn't want children

 

[Eggs&bacon]

Well I can’t imagine there being any other content then baby Shiv the next few weeks from her so what do you expect from this thread?!! Can we stop telling people what content they want now??

We get that the topic will be shiv & baby. But personally I don’t want to hear about anyone else’s piles/tearing/latching issues etc etc.
Here’s not a personal diary & as mentioned before, fine to give context but we don’t need long winded essays about personal experiences like on mumsnet.

 

[trainer93]

Classic Ned!

 

[surlook]

Sean Casey just bought his mother a Tesla and Shiv is looking for budget hair straighteners that she can buy with an Amazon voucher.

Think we know who is winning in the fitness space

 

[leahcimm123]

Ned’s making a run for it

 

[Tellyawhat]

First pictures
1. Black and White "Arty" picture of baby holding her finger until she decides if she's going to show the baby face which she wont be able to resist 2 days later.
2. Ned carrying the baby out of the hospital as she pretends to play happy families.
3. Her with some kind of glass of alcohol probably Margarita or Champagne
4. Hospital food commenting on the standard and a shout out to her nurses

 

[Biscuit or cake]

He'll be wrecked after that. He'll need a nice perineal massage to unwind.

You guys always know how to brighten up my morning.

(When I say guys.. I mean my other accounts)

 

[leahcimm123]

Sitting on a bench recording a seagull definitely seems like she's lonely

She can’t wait to introduce her baby to that baby seagull

 

[Shivoff]

Idk WHY but I was falling asleep last night and had a VIVID dream while still half awake of this yoke stumbling around at 3AM with Darragh & her drunken, hoarse slurpy voice and “come to bed” eyes as if it was happening in front of my eyes and honestly I woke up out of it with a jolt BECAUSE IT ALL CHANGED AND I WAS IN THE SHOES OF NED, BEING PROPOSITIONED BY SHIV!!!

ETA: a vivid NIGHTMARE not a dream

Was this your nightmare?

 

[generalb@stard]

I probably won’t tell a randomer. Oh fuck off. A randomer was good enough for a jizz donation

Forget the maternity ward, SOH is off to the burns unit this morning.

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

Ned on the final stretch!

He'll be wrecked after that. He'll need a nice perineal massage to unwind.

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Yeah looks like it has! It’s still on iganony but gone from her actual story

Telling.....maybe he has lost the plot with her making demands and wild assumptions on the extent of their relationship.

Plottwist: Ned was the randomer asking her when the baby was due