Siobhan O'Hagan #39 Living defensively, smelling offensively

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

She has a mad thing in her head about it being close to Christmas doesn't she!??

Calm down Shiv it's still weeks away ya bleeding dose. She is very childlike in some ways (annoying child that is!!)

 

[Defo_Not_Shiv]

Am I the only one who’s actually delighted she got laid???

I mean I did hope the head would bang off the headboard for a few mins and knock some sense into her.

But judging by her diary entry that she posted it didn’t . So I’m guessing it was a face down ass up job…. Prob had to pull out the tampon first

 

[tarkathrotter]

I hate people that record EVERYTHING on their phones. There’s a dose in my office you can’t even fart near without it g et thing recorded and out on her dozy insta stories.

 

[OllieLollie]

Slobbers fling got boasted when she kept the public posted, loverboy clearly revolted, no wonder she got ghosted.

 

[Sparklelife2304]

Does she seriously rock up to a random public basketball court in some park and start doing boxing in front of everyone while recording herself? If I saw that in real life I’d die of second hand embarrassment on the fcuking spot

 

[IndividualIf20]

Has she mentioned watching the office before cos if so I'd advise a watch of the British one because her and David Brent are genuinely the same person. I wonder did the holiday romance mention watching it and if she stuck it up looking for a chat

 

[ChrisInghamsBeanie]

I think this might be Shivs lucky man

He looks like one of the chuckle brothers. Poor bastard.

Has she mentioned watching the office before cos if so I'd advise a watch of the British one because her and David Brent are genuinely the same person. I wonder did the holiday romance mention watching it and if she stuck it up looking for a chat

This is 1 million percent what happened. She's never mentioned it before. Like reading the paper this is about to become her personality now.

 

[crankypants13]

Has she mentioned watching the office before cos if so I'd advise a watch of the British one because her and David Brent are genuinely the same person. I wonder did the holiday romance mention watching it and if she stuck it up looking for a chat

She did a while back, when James Smith was talking about it. Obvs. Same as “jits”, almond croissants, unflattering selfie angles, etc.

 

[Madeline 74]

She's off to Dublin for the weekend. Save the date incoming!

What's the chance she books a hotel so she can entertain/ pay for himself !

 

[IndividualIf20]

She's off to Dublin for the weekend. Save the date incoming!

What's the chance she books a hotel so she can entertain/ pay for himself !

I'm howling, the office drip post obviously worked ! He's from Dublin maybe she's staying with him

Dya know what if she found someone it might be lovely for her, have a bit of a redemption arc.

 

[LetsCallEmOut]

She had already said she “couldn’t wait for this weekend!!” so obviously already had something planned with someone else, and sacked it off for her better offer.
Also could be the start of another StalkerStomp Extravaganza #jamessmithneverforget

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

We're going to have another Sonny episode aren't we! She's far too excited.

He could be chasing some extra followers.

 

[u k hun ?]

Siobhan you’re an absolute dose but as a fellow woman , I need to tell you
DO NOT FLY TO DUBLIN CHASING AFTER A MAN!
It’s so pathetic , I can’t cope ! The email
was bad enough but now this has sent me into a spiral!

 

[generalb@stard]

Stage 5 Clinger Alert

 

[forgotmyacc]

Why do we need to hear about her menstrual flow EVERY JASUS MONTH.

I don't even think that much about my own ffs

 

[Kilingtime]

Siobhan you’re an absolute dose but as a fellow woman , I need to tell you
DO NOT FLY TO DUBLIN CHASING AFTER A MAN!
It’s so pathetic , I can’t cope ! The email
was bad enough but now this has sent me into a spiral!

This is someone who flew a lad to Ibiza for the weekend- she's an utter desperado!?!

For someone who shits on everyone in a steady relationship, she shows her true feelings when she gets a whiff of testosterone!

 

[BeGrandSure]

Why do we need to hear about her menstrual flow EVERY JASUS MONTH.

I don't even think that much about my own ffs

Absolutely despise people who do this in the office too. Some things are personal & don't need to be broadcast to colleagues and potential clients...

 

[leahcimm123]

Cancelling her plans she’s was SoOoOo excited for to follow this fella home….my god

 

[Ruokannie]

Cancelling her plans she’s was SoOoOo excited for to follow this fella home….my god

This is gonna be so cringe, and I am here for every cringey, toe curling minute of it

 

[Vivian124]

Will there be the little glimpse of his arm, his knee, his pint

Have we also considered that maybe this clinger has persuaded some "friend" to meet up and go out and then posted that she'll be in Dublin in the hope he takes the bait....?