Siobhan O'Hagan #38 SOH is a fitness coach you'd get off wish with hands of leather and a Gi of fish

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instaknobs

more like 10 pages, her little peanut can’t cope with more than 10 pages a day. Probs no pictures in it.

let’s be fair lads, give her a year and she will be reading them with an AF. If gaz recommends it next week tho she will be all over it. She’s an asshole.
 
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smurphette

I'd also probably go for the breathwork expert in crusty flowing robes, not an Instahun type. Yes, I'm biased.

 
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Vivian124

She sneers at slimming world cos it only measures progress with scales...... Then says today her weight is at a new low.... Because she weighs herself daily...... Is that not the same thing?!?!? Christ she's some wanker.
 
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smurphette

Vivian124 said:
She sneers at slimming world cos it only measures progress with scales...... Then says today her weight is at a new low.... Because she weighs herself daily...... Is that not the same thing?!?!? Christ she's some wanker.
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Clients shouldn't use scales, because scales don't matter, you know? It's how you feel and your relationship with food.
In other words, if they stepped on the scales they'd see they hadn't lost an ounce on her plan because it's useless, but she herself knows that what gets measured gets managed.
 
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Londoncailín

themongey said:
why is she drinking a cup of gravy? Looks like shit Shiv!!
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Don't be silly. Haven't you considered the furnace???? It's all about mindset. Not reality. She could indeed be guzzling gravy down that gob of hers, but with a shift in perspective, it's the best coffee EVER!
 
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testingonetwothreefoiur

Who’d have children with her?? she can’t even get a text back
 
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Defo_Not_Shiv

Shivoff said:
Naaahh 100% an arsehole!

I'm travelling for a funeral, how can I make this about me?
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What do we think about tomorrow? Will the wanking man return while she’s at the funeral?

How will she make tomorrows funeral about herself?
I’m gonna make a guess that she will do something stupid like post a story from inside the church or a picture of the church and a caption about how she’s thinking of Lynsey Bennett and missing her friend.
 
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Shanto

Shivoff said:
Naaahh 100% an arsehole!

I'm travelling for a funeral, how can I make this about me?
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So she's not going to Lynseys funeral whom she posted heartfelt stories about being her bestie, but she's going to Portugal for a funeral that nobody has a clue who it is....

Yep Shiv, you did as all the others did, posted about lynsey for likes and engagement. You are disgusting.
 
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ChrisInghamsBeanie

It's Roisins father in laws funeral? A man she presumably met more than that one time she met LB.

Edit, I agree though. She fictionalised a relatioship/friendship with LB off the back of 1 lunch and hearing voice notes she sent to sinead on other occasions.
 
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Defo_Not_Shiv

Trust - Siobhan has no empathic bone in her body. She couldn’t give a fuck who died. To her it’s a flight to Portugal.

Knowing her - she might come up with an excuse not to even go to the funeral. That she just had to do a nasal run. She’s going to Portugal so she can time stamp her mornings. Give us weather updates on Portugal - the usual “oh I’d love to be here. I love the sun”. And you might even get a pic of the funeral and then about 20 mins later her in a bikini margs in her hand - bottoms wedged up her ass.

She might even be classy and wear a black bikini because she’s in mo(h)urning.
 
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Fitfan47

Sorry guys I know I’m going to a funeral and I’m really close to people who died because it makes me important, but I just HAD to post this reel because MP is 50% off instead of just 45%!!!!
 
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Spoofersthelotofthem

Jesus she misses some amount of social cues with her grieving and grifting posts. Her lack of awareness is symptomatic having no real friends at all that would call her out on it.

I don't know anyone less clued in. She is not well. Her reality is completely distorted to what reality is for a normal person. She is completely fucked from Instagram addiction.
 
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