Surprised Shiv lasted this long in London. I'd still be certain that she has some non Instagramable side activities that keeps her ticking over.
An absolute dose. Again - no one thinks like that anymore at her age. She's such a pick me child.Always with the bragging, she's so unlikeable!![]()
The actual stompingNo stop it, this has to be a parody now![]()
Shiv’s at one with nature, guys 🥹 All you need to do to be as healthy as her is stomp around Clapham Common looking as awkward as possible while looking directly at the sun 🥹![]()
Days since last Oven sale:21
Days til Abu Dhabi: 42
Punishment sessions during ‘best self Month’ (since Monday 3rd October): 9
Alcohol mentioned in email / morning moans (since Sunday 10th October): 2
I’m waiting for the ultimate twist when it’s revealed the account is run by her parents or raisin
On fire![]()
Am I right in thinking she won't leave Clapham to sell her phone!? You're broke Siobhan, if someone in Tottenham offers you a grand, go!! Think of all the steps you'll get in!Always with the bragging, she's so unlikeable!![]()
SineadI’m waiting for the ultimate twist when it’s revealed the account is run by her parents or raisin![]()