Siobhan O'Hagan #37 Alcohol addiction, doesn't read fiction, back in Bali by Christmas is our prediction.

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

A nod to Shivs yoga style.

 

[leahcimm123]

Why does Shiv have the same gait as this Neolithic cartoon?

 

[instaknobs]

Doesn’t know what to wear? Misses 3 years of UK weather and now associates herself as a foreigner.
Time stamp 05.31 posted at 07.45. Sure Shivs, sure. Unless she was stuck in downward dog for 2 hours.
Anyone else get irritated with the bra strap mangled over her head to the opposite shoulder? She thinks it’s stylish and edgy and just looks like a complete twat.
Food company “actually wanted to sponsor” sure they did. Not like her to turn down free stuff.

 

[wodimus]

With Shiv you never know if it’s an excuse to ‘miss her flight’ or if she didn’t want to go for another reason. Sometimes she is the ultimate frenemy to Sinead, and very rarely acknowledges her success

 

[Sparklelife2304]

Shiv: I get up at 5am every day because I am a high productivity GirlBossTM who does life on God mode - if you don’t believe me just check my timestamped morning coffee thoughts from 5.07am (I post them at 7.45am to be more #relatable to 9-5 losers like you)

PT Client: Great, I’d like a 6am PT session so I can fit a workout into my 9-5 work schedule.

Shiv:

 

[wodimus]

Days since last Oven sale: 13

Days since last Oven sale: 14
Days until the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix: 49

sidenote:

Shiv says I don’t recommend the scales but weighs herself every day
Shiv says eat like an adult but eats like Kevin McAllister when the parents nip out
Shiv says she is going into a calorie deficit but is mad for a big night out with all that comes with it

Shiv says = Simon says, but the opposite

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Why's she such a passive aggressive weirdo. I don't believe anyone wrote this in to her either.... More a case of "look I'm getting attention too from your fellas".

 

[forgotmyacc]

yea. She won it.

Yoga? Completed it mate.

 

[MyMumTakesMyNudes]

This has absolutely made my day ecstatic that this gluttonous wasteful boastful c#nt missed her flight

 

[Kilingtime]

ShiversLC500 you are absolutely a Tattler! Take a bow- this is gold!

 

[brandambassador]

‘Whoop were in contact with me…’

later on when answering a Q&A she lets slip that ‘you can just get a friend to sign up using your link’… she obviously set this up herself - I doubt someone at whoop said ‘oh look at this unhealthy, binging and restricting filthy bitch. Let’s link in with her’

 

[Sparklelife2304]

A major irk for me is the forced positive-spin she tries to put on everything even though you know she’s livid. E.g “it’s raining today but to be honest it’s forcing me to sit at the laptop”. “My helmet got stolen but to be honest the thief probably needed it more than me”. “I just got stabbed in the gut but to be honest I could do with a few days off my feet anyway”. You get my drift here

“I stuck a tampon up my arse by accident but now I don’t have to waste time taking a shit”

 

[generalb@stard]

I came here to say this.

It looks like a top you’d get off wish.

SOH is a fitness coach you'd get off wish

 

[Londoncailín]

She wearing this outfit again and I can not tell you how much I despise this whole look

Don't even get me started on the contorted gob on her. I tried to get my mouth into this shape once and I gave myself a mouth ulcer.

 

[Londoncailín]

Not a singe person gives a f**k about what time it is or the temperature. Absolutely nobody asked her to get up and out that early. She looks like she's in pain. She also bears a striking resemblance to Harry from Home Alone

 

[ChrisInghamsBeanie]

3FE isn’t even that special, but it’s the ‘in’ coffee place for 20 somethings to be seen drinking……but oh yeah DJ Shivers is mid 30s

3FE was cool for coffee when it first opened but that was years ago now. Same as her obsession with living in grand canal Dock and driving a beemer. Her idea of what's "cool to do in Dublin" is frozen at whatever she thought was cool 10+ years ago in her college days.

She's so embarrassingly not with it.

 

[LetsCallEmOut]

I’m actually cringing with embarrassment about how obvious it is that she did this on purpose.

 

[SpendTooMuchTimeOnHere]

New thread suggestion:

I London and London ‘s me, the boys get excited when they see my Gi

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

The actual stomping

On fire

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Omg is this for real? in the middle of a cost of living crisis & she thinks this is appropriate to post? Wtaf

It's a parody account but yes, the way she goes on she sails very close to what is written there.

Her real account is an absolute disgrace.




Lol.