Siobhan O'Hagan #36 Downward dog, downward spiral, tampon story should NOT go viral

[LetsCallEmOut]

Ok so let’s get back to the one thing that unifies us all. Shiv being a cunt.

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Did she get the lips done ?

the coffee thing must be the lowest they can go, but I’ve said that before. Fuck me like

Doesn't even make Shivs top 5 low moments;

1) Jumping into the London homeless queue for a vaccine fresh off the plane from Bali
2) Going to Randox and gallivanting about knowing she had Covid
3) Pretending she got an ticket for a half capacity Mayo v Tyrone All Ireland final off Kilkenny man
4) Pulling teeth whitening strips off in a taxi in the middle of Covid
5) Her gaslighting of Furnace clients and potential clients. It's an excel sheet that charges nonsensical money for and she spouts pure lies to sell it.

 

[IndividualIf20]

The ACTUAL CHEEK of these influencers 'imagine if everyone just...gave him a fiver?'
Imagine if ye just fucking worked for a living you absolute KNOB.
Or if you're such good mates why do you give him money ? She's fucking so desperate to be likes/have mates she clings on to people like Sean ANY opportunity for him to say she's sound/cool.
You haggard old bitch it's a fucking cost of living crisis, people cant afford food or pay bills but should give some idiot a fiver even though he can go out and get Krispy Kreme when some people literally can't afford to put dinner on the table ???

Sorry I'm just so angry she really is a cnut

 

[Londoncailín]

I cannot deal with the level of ick she gives me when she films herself stomping into the sea.

 

[coopdeloop]

Irish person running about London in a balaclava… not something I’d do myself but I suppose maybe times have moved on

 

[Taxevasionfan]

If I walked 10k steps every morning and trained 45 times a week I would want the body of an Olympic swimmer

 

[TwentyTwentyWon]

Up to page 10 already wowza! I read more on Tattle these days than the 2 self-help books I read for 15 mins every morning.

 

[LetsCallEmOut]

Never forget

 

[Purpilt91]

Sorry did I really just watch her ask her followers to give Sean Phipps money, this fella was in Ibiza twice last month???? And WHO are the absolute FOOLS actually donating???

 

[Rosieray]

She's Irish like, surely alot of you can understand that you risk annoying your following if you do mention it and clearly you risk it if you don't. No win situation, I think she's a complete dick but there's better things to be annoyed about than this.

 

[Londoncailín]

Lol, I see Tea Spill has Shiv on their stories.

 

[Laidaway]

4 sessions of BJJ in a week is so unnecessary for anyone who's not training to compete. It's over exercising again to make up for a bad diet and alcohol. She's completely in the wrong game there's no personal trainer who would recommend this lifestyle. Most personal trainers I know can't even get do this level of training they want to do because they've no time between work and coaching.

4 sessions a week and she's still a white belt.

 

[brandambassador]

They just stopped the sky news coverage of the queens death to announce that the weekend convention of men wanking in their cars at joggers is about to commence in Alvor again!

 

[Hollybolly]

Why does she overshare really personal things that should be kept to yourself so much? Is it a coping mechanism if some sore.

1. Posts pictures when she has spots on her face.
2. Says she picks her spots.
3. Gets her nails cut short so she can't pick the spots on her face.
4. Announces every time she starts her period.
5. Informs all that she hasn't washed her hair in 'x' number of days.
6. Admits on a podcast she left a tampon in and only noticed because of the smell coming from her.

I know I'm missing more so feel free to add. But like what the actual fuck?

 

[Ellamay87]

Shes not wearing thar cheap mini dress and a pair of black ankle boots to a wedding is she....its entirely inappropriate. I mean iv gotten more dressed up for Friday after work drinks tbh.

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Her phone beeped and someone looked at her

Tomorrow her phone will beep and it will be "men leering at me".

A phone beeped, who really gives a fuck. The waft of insecurity off her is off the charts. She is hyper-concious of what everyone thinks.

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

My Sunday was going well until I saw Siobhan’s gob, and I think it's kickstarted a hangover that I thought I got away with

Did you not use your water flosser?

 

[Tom jones 499]

I’m a keen runner so let’s break this down

“a very slow run”

Yes but what was the point of the run ? When I look at your heart rate it tells me you were busting your ass to get a PB.

Little to no elevation gain so it was a pretty flat run. Freezing air has nothing to do with nasel breathing. I’ve no idea what your talking about there.

If you’re heart rate wasn’t so high you wouldn’t be breathing out of your whole

She talks some shite

 

[Hollybolly]

I have been spending a lot of time doing laps of Clapham Common here in London and I need to address something I've been frequently observing.



Men in army pants, with women doing burpees, sprints and sit-ups in the park.



I'm guessing (hoping!) that they are ex-military that are now running fitness bootcamps for the general public.



I was watching them pointing at the ground and shouting at a woman as she came back from her run around the trees.



It looked pretty miserable to be honest.



Maybe she was having a great time, but I was thinking "What if she is doing this bootcamp just to lose weight?"



(Because maybe she is doing it for fitness, or for practice for the military - who knows?!)

It reminds me of how so many women use exercise as a form of punishment. They think that if a workout isn't miserable then it isn't effective for fat loss.



It's the same with dieting. There is no need to be super restrictive.



I had a client write to me yesterday because she couldn't understand how easy she is finding The Furnace:



"Hi Siobhan....Ive a question for u..Ive been on the plan for about 4 weeks now..its brilliant am losing cm and weight going down slowly, feel fantastic and eating so well..not feeling hungry or restricted at all..i just cant get my head around HOW this is working so well..like my cals are over 2k a day and im getting the workouts done and dont mind doing them..how am I losing weight and cms? I just dont understand..?? It protein magic stuff altogether? "



Click here for the secret protein powder. (lol jk)



I blame diet culture for making us think that exercise is for burning calories and that dieting should be restrictive or miserable, or else it's not working.
I hate seeing people trying too hard! Does that make me a bad PT? Should I be in the park shouting at people?



I am inherently lazy and I enjoy the nice things in life. I also want to be lean.



So I have carved out the easiest and laziest way to do it.



It's really simple: a slow sustainable calorie deficit while using training to focus on getting stronger, fitter or more skilled.



If you are like me, and want to find the easy way through this - you can join The Furnace now for the sale price.



(Sorry to anybody who got hit with the waiting list yesterday - a mistake on my side! Spaces are open if you click the button below)



Thanks for reading,



Siobhan "Big fan of khaki pants though" O'Hagan

This email is a whopper.

Admits to being lazy and doesn't want people to "try too hard"

She's on another fucking planet.

Please sign me up. What a sales pitch!

 

[Eggs&bacon]

Cue Shiv next week... "Loads of you have been asking if you can buy ME a coffee... so here's the link"

100000000000000000% gonna happen